Enter: The 1# Jutsu Weaver! (Book 1) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 48

*First person pov*

The smoke disappeared and it revealed Guy. "Geez, you guys are the epitome of adolescence!!" Guy says, striking a... Very weird pose. Everyone looked horrified, especially Pinky. Me and Keiko were rolling on the floor laughing at their reactions. "Daddy! Keiko thinks these people are funny!" Keiko says, giggling. "EWW!! HE'S GOT EVEN THICKER EYEBROWS!!" Pinky yells. "Super thick..." Duckbutt trails off. "Super weird..." Pinky added. "Those incredible eyebrows.... I never seen that before." Naruto said. I laugh at his comment. Lee gets angry. "HEY!!! DON'T INSULT GUY-SENSEI!!" Lee yells. Keiko, who somehow got off my head without me knowing and flying beside me, hides behind me in fear. "Scary!" She says. I laugh. "ALL OF THESE FREAKS KEEP APPEARING!! HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO REACT?!" Naruto yells. "WHAT DID YO-" "LEE!!" Guy yells. "Oh!! Uh, yes?" Lee asks. "YOU FOOL!!" Guy yells. Me and Keiko laugh. Everyone's mouths drop besides me and Keiko, we were still laughing. "You are... You are..." Guy says, trying to find the words. "Sensei..." Tears stream down each of their faces. "I... I... Sensei..." Lee trails off. "You don't have to say anymore Lee!" Guy yells, pulling Lee in a hug. "Sensei!!" Lee sobs. They both sob on each other. I laugh harder. "HAHAHA!! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD!!" I laugh. "You know... That's some good stuff." Naruto says, pointing at the scene. "No! Too dangerous! Way too dangerous!" Pinky yells, and I laugh harder at her reply. HAHAHAHA! IF I LAUGH ANYMORE I AM GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER!! HAHAHAHA!! I was too busy laughing until I noticed Guy was talking to us. "Hey guys, how's Kakashi-sensei doing?" Guy asks. "You know Kakashi?" Duckbutt asked. All of a sudden, Guy appeared behind us. "People refer to us as eternal rivals." I didn't even see him! Jesus he is fast. "50 wins and 49 losses. I'm stronger than him." Guy says as he gives his signature thumbs up and a smile. How do they make their smile sparkle? I wonder what toothpaste they use... Lee starts praising Guy and I look over to Duckbutt. Sigh, he is so easy to read. "Duckbutt, you shouldn't underestimate your opponents strength by appearance. That is what is going to get you killed." I say to him. He looks at me and quickly looks back down and scowls at the floor. "You guys should head over to the classroom." Guy says to us as he throws a kunai at the pinwheel that is holding Lee's bandage captive. He starts wrapping it on his arms and I wince at the scars. Damn, that has to hurt. I have the uttermost respect for him now. Guy disappears and Lee faces us. "Sasuke, I'll say one more thing before I leave. The truth is, I came here to test my abilities. I lied before, the most likely strongest leaf genin is on my team. I've entered this to defeat him. And you are one of my targets, but my main targets are Neji and Ciel." I perk up at my name. "Huh? Why me?" I ask. "Because you defeated Neji not once, but twice. To be honest, the first fight I thought it was a fluke but there is no doubt about it. You are stronger than Neji. Be prepared during the exam!!" Lee yells as he takes his leave. "Daddy, is this 'exam' going to be dangerous?" Keiko asks me. "There is no point lying to you Keiko. The exam is dangerous and I might die. This world we live in is cruel yet beautiful world. Pain and suffering exist, you have to be prepared for it." I say. "Oh..." Keiko says as she sits on my head. "Oh well... I guess the Uchiha clan isn't worth much these days." Naruto says to Duckbutt. "Naruto!" Pinky scolds. "Shut up. I'll defeat him next time." Duckbutt growls. "Sure, you got your ass beat. You saw his hands. That bushy brow must have trained really hard... More than you." Naruto says. Duckbutt clenches his fist. "Naruto's right Duckbutt. He trains his butt off everyday. He can't use any ninjutsu or genjutsu. But he still worked hard for the title ninja with just taijutsu." I add, agreeing with Naruto"Naruto! Ciel-kun!" Pinky screeches. "Pfft, this is getting fun, this chunin exam." Duckbutt says. I smile and so does everyone else. "Ready to go!? Naruto, Ciel, Sakura!!" Duckbutt announces. "Hell yeah!" Naruto yells. I feel Keiko get mad. "KEIKO IS HERE TOO!!" Keiko yells. I chuckle and pat her head and head off to our destination. We walk to room 301 and Kakashi greets us. "Oh... so you came too, Ciel, Sakura. Now we can properly take the exam" Kakashi says. "Huh? What do you mean?" Pinky asks. "The truth is that this test can only be taken by groups of three." Kakashi confesses. "Huh? But you said taking the test was an individual choice. You lied to us?" Pinky asks. "If I told you the truth, Sasuke and Naruto would have pressured you two to take the exam. For Ciel's case, well, that was something unreadable. But for you Sakura, even you didn't want to, if Sasuke asked you..... you would, even though it wasn't in your heart. For the sake of Sasuke, Naruto and Ciel as well." Kakashi says. "So only if Sasuke-kun, Ciel-kun, and Naruto shown up?" Pinky asked. Kakashi nods. "The exam would have ended here if you and Ciel didn't show up. The exam would have ended here. But you guys came on your own free will; You are my proud team. Now go!!" Kakashi says. "YEAH!" Naruto yells. They walk through the door but I stay behind. "Hm? What's wrong, Ciel? And what's up with the kitten?" Kakashi asks. "KEIKO IS NOT A KITTEN! KEIKO IS A EXCEED!"Keiko yells. Kakashi backs away. "A summon?" Kakashi asks. "No, like she just said, she is a exceed. Not a summon." I say. He relaxes a little. "So, why didn't you go inside?" Kakashi asks. I shrug. "I don't know, I just was thinking what lies ahead when I walk through this door. I'm going now." I say. Get ready for me pedophile. I am going to use every fiber of my being to stop you from marking Duckbutt and killing Grandpa. And I walk through the door.