Enter: The 1# Jutsu Weaver! (Book 1) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 92

*First person pov*

It turned out that Naruto that was in the crater was a clone and the real Naruto burrowed underground, waiting for his chance. "YEAH NARUTO! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!!" I cheered, since Neji wasn't getting up anytime soon. Naruto started talking to Neji about something and the examiner announced that Naruto won the match. Everybody starts clapping and cheering, and Naruto made a peace sign at the crowd. He starts cheering himself, and blowing kisses. It's creepy when Naruto does it for some reason. "Whoa! He won!? I thought he was a lameass type like me..." Shikamaru says out of shock beside me. "Saaaame." I agree. "Lameass type?" Shino questions. "Everyone is cheering him, he is totally a kickass type. Plus, I probably won't be able to beat him, how depressing." Shikamaru says, hugging the bars for some reason. "Saaaame." I agree. Neji gets taken away from the arena to be treated for his wounds.

Time skip~

We have been waiting for the Duckbutt to arrive for his match. That asshole, making us wait. The crowd starts complaining and shit, it's giving me a headache. The examiner was talking to some dude and turns to the crowd. "Ladies and gentlemen! The contestant for the next match is not here yet! Therefore, we will push back this match and begin the next!" the examiner announces. It surprises the people who hadn't had their match yet, except for me because I already knew about this. "Hey! That means my match got one step closer!!" Shikamaru complains. I smirk. "What? You scared of fighting a girl?" I ask him. He glares at me lightly and mumbles incoherent things under his breath. The examiner announces the next match which it was Kitty's and Shino's match. "... I forfeit." Kitty says. "Ohh! Is the wittle pussycat going to wet himself? Aww, how sad." I say. Oh, if glares could kill. Temari pulls out her fan and made some gusts, which looked delicious. She rides on the fan but being the dick I am, I ate wind so it send her plummeting to the ground. Naruto laughs and Temari glares at me harshly. "Oopsie!! My bad!" I apologize but it was half hearted. She tchs and walks to the arena. Shikamaru doesn't go down to the arena so me and Naruto push Shikamaru off the edge. He hits the ground with a sickening thud. Shikamaru glares at me again and I giggle like a schoolgirl. He stares at the clouds for a while. "Shikamaru! Good luck!!" Naruto cheers. "If you won't come then I will!" Temari yells as she charges at Shikamaru. "SHIKAMARU GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP!!" I yell at him. Temari slams her big ass fan down on the ground where Shikamaru dodges. "Ya know, I don't really want to fight and I don't care if I become chunin or not but I'm not going to lose to a girl!" Shikamaru announces. Temari uses her fan again and shikamaru dodges again. He hides behind a tree like a pussy. Oh wait, he already is. He just watches the clouds then looks at the hole Naruto made. "Ninpou Kamaitachi!" Temari yells as she swings her fan and made a large gust going for shikamaru. I feel my mouth overflow with saliva. "Her wind looks so good..." I say to myself as I eye the wind. Everybody around me except Naruto gives me a weird look and scoots away from me. Shikamaru does his shadow thing and it goes for Temari. She does a few flips to dodge it and Shikamaru's shadow gets thinner. Temari makes a line where the shadow stops. "I see, there is a limit to where you can stretch, shrink, and change the shape of your shadow isn't there?" Temari questions. Shikamaru emerges from the dust, with cuts and dirt all over his body. "Haha, your right." Shikamaru confirms. There was a silence, none of them making a move. Shikamaru made a circle with his hands, thumbs on top. I smirk since I knew what was going to go down. "Daddy, what is Shikamaru-nii doing? He is doing something weird." Keiko asks. "It's something you need to rely on in the future, watch closely." I say, keeping my answer vague. Keiko gives me a weird look and watches. I zone out since 1: I already know what happens and 2: Cause it's boring and 3: I can (4: Author-sempai is lazy.). I stopped zoning out when Temari got caught in the shadow copy jutsu. "YEAH SHIKAMARU!! GOOD WORK!!" I yell. Shikamaru and Temari start walking towards each other. Naruto, Ino, and Keiko started cheering their hearts out. Shikamaru raises his hand and Temari mimics. "That's it... I give up." Shikamaru announces. This statement caught everybody off guard. I burst out laughing, my laugh echoes through the stadium since everyone was dead silent. "I give up. I'm out of chakra and I had about 200 more moves but I'm out of time. I'm getting tired of this, one match is enough for me." Shikamaru explains and the examiner announces Temari is the winner. Okay! My match is next! I'm comin for you Temari! I jump down from the upper level with Keiko riding on my head. I walk past Shikamaru. "I thought we were going to fight." I say I walk past him. "It's troublesome to fight another girl." Shikamaru replys as he walks up to Naruto, who was going to yell at him on how lame he is. I see Lee walk into the arena as well. Yay! He gets to see me and Keiko's fight! "Next match: Temari vs Heartfilia Ciel! Begi-" "HOLD ON ONE SECOND!!" I yell, interrupting the examiner. "What!?" He yells. "Chill bro. Keiko, you got it?" I ask her. "Keiko has it!" Keiko says as she pulls out my Iphone and portable speaker. The crowd watches curiously as I did stuff. I turned the speaker on and attached it to Keiko's back. It started playing music. Why? Because it would be badass if I played badass music while I battle. "Alright now we can fight."