Adventures in the World of One Punch [Under Editing]

Chapter 22 (Extra)- Tohru's Hyper

A/N: I have no idea why but I'm feeling really random right now after watching a bunch of vine videos, so I'm making a crack chapter.

It was a peaceful morning, for once, and Tohru finished her 5th cup of coffee while watching a vine compilation. She put her phone down and all of a sudden she started shaking and giggling uncontrollably. The two guys looked at her very concerned.

"Uh, Tohru? Why are you giggling so much?" Genos asked. She just grinned.

"Yeah, you look absolutely insane right now, more insane than Sonic actually." Saitama commented. If you listen carefully you could hear a distant "Fuck you Saitama!" In the distance. She looked at him with a blank look.

"You know I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now." She said and then snickered. The guys were REALLY concerned now.

"How much coffee did you have?" Saitama asked.

"5 cups." Tohru said and started hopping up and down like a small child.

"Master, there's been a monster sighting in the city, not to far from here." Genos spoke up. Saitama got up and changed into his costume. While he put on his boots Tohru dashed in front.

"Hey Hey Saitama! I've got one question for you." She exclaimed.

"What?" He asked,

She pointed to his boots, "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!" She screamed and then jumped off the balcony laughing hysterically and shooting her guns before he could say anything. In the city Genos already had a head start fighting the monster; a giant lizard and snake hybrid. Tohru ran up still on her crazy hyper mode.

"Bruh, what the fuck is that? It's so fugly!" She exclaimed and started shooting the thing like no tomorrow. Genos watched her with a 'WTF' face before blasting the thing. Saitama finally arrived and ended the thing with his one punch.

"Hey I didn't need any help! I'm a strong independent women who don't need no man!" She exclaimed.

All of a sudden Sonic pops up from fucking nowhere and confronts Saitama.

"Saitama, today will be the day." He growled. Tohru, being the little shit she is, goes up to his face.

"Sonic, Bruh, why you always acting so cray cray? Shouldn't you be out collecting rings or something?" She practically screamed in his face. Sonic picked at his ears to see if he had gone deaf.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" He asked eyeing her weirdly.

"No what's wrong with you? Where is your yellow friend with the tails?" She asked.

"Are you high?" He asked bluntly. Both Genos and Saitama were watching Sonic's and Tohru's conversation seriously questioning their life choices of giving Tohru coffee.

"Are you? Why don't you go have some fun with the red plumber?" She asked and then grinned.

"I'M NOT THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG!" Sonic screamed and she laughed hysterically. Sonic decided he had enough, "I'm so done. Next time I see you Saitama we'll have a proper fight." He said and flashed away.

"Tohru, maybe we should get you home." Genos said and carried her on his shoulder.

"WOOOOO!" She screamed and fistpumped when Genos jumped high in the air. They got back to Saitama's apartment and Tohru still jumped around like a Mexican jumping bean.

"When is this coffee effect going to wear off?" Saitama asked.
"Probably a few hours or more." Genos said and Saitama groaned in response.

"Hey you guys, If you ever had gay sex can I have a recording of it?" She asked raising her hand and grinned. They both had a look of horror on their face.

"WHAT?!" They screamed.
"I told you I'm not gay!" Saitama added screaming. She just laughed in response.

'This is going to be a long wait.' Both Saitama and Genos thought.

-Enter SpongeBob narrator voice: A few hours later.-

"Uggghhh, my head hurts and I'm tired." Tohru whined.

"That's what you get for drinking all that coffee. If that's how you are when you're hyper, I'm actually afraid to see you drunk." Saitama said reading manga.

"Noted." Tohru responded putting her forearm over eyes.

"Remind me to never give you coffee again." Genos said.