HarryHasStyle: Who is CaptainDimples and y does he think he is the captain of all dimples?!
HarryHasStyle: Like excusssssssssssse motherfucker have you seen my fucking smile? It is the sun
Bottomlinson: u look like a fucking frog with u smile
HarryHasStyle: shut up. I do not
Lukesahomo: u do too
HarryHasStyle: my dimples give people life and oxygen
Captaindimples: my dimples cure cancer
HarryHasStyle: my dimples are literally little moons
CaptainDimples: my smile is bigger than your future
Bottomlinson: burnnnnnnn
Lukesahomo: ^^
Bottomlinson: Harry has proceeded to lock himself in my bathroom in anger
Bottomlinson: I'm actually pissing myself in laughter guys
ThePayneBae: are you guys not in school?
Bottomlinson: well
Bottomlinson: no
HarryHasStyle: I am willing to kill to keep my dimple status
HarryHasStyle: there can only be one
Bottomlinson: guys Harry is screeching like some wild animal thingy and I'm dying
Bottomlinson: I'm gonna pee
Lukesahomo: I can hear Lou's laughter from across the street
Lukesahomo: he sounds like a drugged up hyena omg
CaptainDimples: should I be concerned 4 my safety?
Zalik_Mayn: no. Harry may be 6ft tall but he cries at Marley and me. Ur safe.
CaptainDimples: gg. Wasn't scared anyway
HarryHasStyle: I am capable of murder Y'know
Zalik_Mayn: u said srry to a lamppost when u walked into it
HarryHasStyle: that was when I was younger
Zalik_Mayn: it was last week
HarryHasStyle: ....shut up
Bottomlinson: Lukkkkkkkkke get your ass over to my house. Door unlocked.
LukesAhomo: you gonna suck my dick Tommo?
Bottomlinson: nah ur gonna eat my ass
HarryHasStyle: can I watch?
Bottomlinson: u broke my mirror, u can fuck off
ThePayneBae: everyone in this gc needs help
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The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanficBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
