ThePayneBae: //sent attachment
ThePayneBae: this is sadly v v v v Tru
DallonDick: HAHAHAH I THREW MY POKEMON BALL TOY AT BRENDON AND SCARED THE SHIT OUT OD HIM
BrendonMilk: fuck off
DallonDick: suck my dick
BrendonMilk: u don't have one
DallonDick: and funny enough, it's still bigger than yours
Bottomlinson: YASSS GO ON DALLON ILY MY CHILD
Cliffaconda: savage
ThePayneBae: Zayn threw his phone while trying to catch a Pokemon in tescos yesterday, it ways so fucking funny
DallonDick: hahah stupid dickhead
ThePayneBae: can I add him back?
Bottomlinson: no
Bottomlinson changed the group chat name to 'The No Zayn allowed club'
ThePayneBae: u use to be best mates with him
Bottomlinson: yeah, use to be and then he started being a cunt to me and to everyone else, he can come back when he changes his attitude
Cliffaconda: or buys us all coffee
NiallHorny: ur not even here stfu
Cliffaconda: I wish I was ):
BigDickCal: no u don't, ur having the time of ur fucking life
Cliffaconda: oh yeahhh, it's fucking amazing here fuck you all
Bottomlinson: yh Well I'm gonna nap okay night
NiallHorny: it's 11 am, u woke up an hour ago
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The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...