Cliffaconda: IM DEAD OFFICALLY DUCJING DESD
BigDickCal: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE SOMEONE HELP ME
Zaddy: I DIDNT EVEN WANG TO GO TO THIS PLAY BC I THIIGHT ITD BE SHIT AF BUT OHMYFUCKINGGOD IM SO GLAD LOUIS DRAGGED ME HERE
Cliffaconda: IM STILL TRYING NOT TO CRY WITH LAUGHTER
RyanShake: second hand embarrassment I can't
BrendonMilk: SHUT UP OKAY IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE
Zaddy: YOU GOT A FUCKING BONER BY KISSING LOUIS IJ FRONT OF THR WHOLE AUDIENCE
BrendonMilk has left the group
RyanShake: oh god he's sulky now
NiallHorny: it's the fact that he didn't even notice until Louis lost his cool
Bottomlinson: I'm acc fuckin cumin bc there was a fucking guy there to watch me and see if I'd be good for drama school but like FUCK THAT SHIT BC BRENDON HAD TO GO WND GET A DUCKING BONER
DallonDick set the group chat name to 'Brendon be popping boners like he's 12 smh'
LukesAHomo: three constant days of this, Brendon and Louis might as well get use to the fact that gibby be getting a boner
RyanShake: I JUST CAUGHT BRBEDON ESNKING IN THR JANITORS CLOSET FOR FUCK SAKE WHAT KIND OF BOYFRIEND DO I HAVE
HarryHasStyle: everyone is everyone's boyfriend tbh like we don't know boundaries
JoshDunDunDunnnn: can we all admit that it was a pretty big bulge so good on him for having a big dick?
Bottomlinson: swear tf I'll be cutting off his big dick so stop the fucking boners the 12 year old
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The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
