I'm really smad right now, I have people twisting my words and making me the bad guy or making it out like I'm the one that started a whole situation when I haven't. Ugh.
Sorry for no update last night, again, smad, annoyed and felt like punching a wall
ThePayneBae: someone save me this chic called Cheryl is trying to get into my fûcking pants and she's like 60????? H E L P M E PLS G A Y G R O U P C H A T
Zaddy: where r u babe?
DallonDick: WE WONT LET HER TOUCH YOU LIAM
DallonDick changed the group chat name to 'Save the Damsel in distress'
ThePayneBae: the sports bar down the road from uni
ThePayneBae: fûcking hurry pls, she's nearly sitting on my damn lap like pls no, I like dick, not vaginas
ThePayneBae: vaginas scare me
Zaddy: okay I'm coming babe
Zaddy: I'll be 10 mins
DallonDick: IMMA COME TOO
RyanShake: we going to a bar?
Zaddy: to save Liam
ThePayneBae: the more gay ppl here, the more she'll fuck off, everyone come
BrendonMilk: LTS GET BLOCKED
Zaddy: ffs, just meet us here, I already left the dorm, Dallon tf r u
DallonDick: uh, I'm getting dropped off
BrendonMilk: by who???
DallonDick: just someone
ThePayneBae: FÛCKING HELP ME I WANT TO CRY

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