The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️

One Hundred [And] Thirty-Two

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Bottomlinson: ok who can drive

Bottomlinson: I want a McDonald's

BigDickCal: it's like 2 in the morning for u

Bottomlinson: so? No limit on McDs, that's y it's 24/7 asswipe

BigDickCal: walk

Bottomlinson: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH no

ThePayneBae: Zayn can drive

Bottomlinson: I'd rather get eaten by a bear

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Zaddy: ifyouletmestayillbuyyouyourmcdonalds

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Bottomlinson: u also need to buy dallon as much food as he wants and eat a tampon

BigDickCal: dude what the actual fuck Louis

Bottomlinson: what? Some girl on Facebook did it

ThePayneBae: that was like 4 years ago get w/ the times

Zaddy: okay I'm not eating a fucking tampon

Zaddy: but I'll buy you both as much food as you want

Bottomlinson: and pay for my Netflix

Zaddy: dude

Bottomlinson: bro

Zaddy: no

Bottomlinson: right fine, food for a month, pick me up before Harry wakes up bc I got bored and pit make up on him and drew a Dick on his forehead

RyanShake: oi pick me up too, Brendon fell asleep

Zaddy: I'm not a fûcking taxi

BigDickCal: now u know how I felt when I hadda pick all u wankers up before school, then y'all complain to me about being late

Bottomlinson: u were late bc u were wanking

BigDickCal: the body does what the boy does