NiallHorny: what the fuck happened last night?
RyanShake: a lot
NiallHorny: pitch me in, I blanked out after we arrived at the bar
RyanShake: u drank a keg, Liam and Zayn fucked on the bathroom, Brendon sucked dick, Louis gave someone a lap dance, near went home with the guy, Brendon got fucked in the ass, Louis wanted Brendon to fuck him, Brendon got knocked out by Zayn bc things got instense. Louis threw up over Brendon and then passed out
NiallHorny: Omf, did someone at least VIDEO SOMETHING?
HarryHasStyle: OF FUCKINH COURSE NO ONE DID BC NO OME IN THIS GROUP CHAT VIDEOS ANYTHING FOR FÛCK SAKE
BrendonMilk: is that y i feel like I fit HIT by a truck a couple of 100 times?
RyanShake: probably
BrendonMilk: my ass and face hurts
Bottomlinson: I feel like shit
Bottomlinson: Payno, coffee me bro
ThePayneBae: um no?
Bottomlinson: um why not?
ThePayneBae: bc fuck you?
Bottomlinson: liammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm y don't u love me??????????????????
BrendonMilk: someone get him coffee quick, he won't stop screaming
BrendonMilk: I will kill u w/ my dick
Bottomlinson: I'll kill u w/ my ass if u come anywhere near me w/ ur dick
BrendonMilk: sounds like a good way to die
RyanShake: wait
RyanShake: where's Dallon?
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FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
