Bottomlinson: suck me off
NiallHorny: Um I'm straight???
Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (;
[Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships]
Lowercaps intended
So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
CaptainDimples: ITS MY BIRTHAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Bottomlinson: HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY
NiallHorny: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUFFIN, I LOVE YOU LOTS XX
HarryHasStyle: BIRTHDAY SKYPE SEX
HarryHasStyle: I mean
HarryHasStyle: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABYBOO XX
Zaddy: too many caps, too early for this
ThePayneBae: it's 3pm
Zaddy: that's like 10am for summer time
CaptainDimples: nobody is up yet so I can't celebrate
NiallHorny: Your gift should arrive to you shortly from me and Harry, baby
CaptainDimples: what did you get me?
NiallHorny: you got to wait and see (;
HarryHasStyle: //sent attachment
Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.
HarryHasStyle: I'm really emotional rn bc this lil cutie pie is 19 today and I don't know what to do with myself my sweet little baby boo muffin, I wish I could cuddle ep you but your half way across the world from me ):
NiallHorny: in time Harry, in time
CaptainDimples: Awie thank yoooooooooou. I love you two an awful lot xxx
NiallHorny: we love you more xxx
DallonDick: my heart cannot take this amount of fluffiness someone stab me
Bottomlinon changed the group chat name to 'Birthday boy be getting birthday Skype sex (;'
