Zaddy: Dal goes missing all of the time, everyone calm down
RyanShake: we haven't seen him for 2 days, he was gone all day Monday and he was supposed to meet us yesterday at the bar but he never did
ThePayneBae: maybe he went home to see him mum?
Bottomlinson: can someone buy him a leash or a bell or maybe a collar with the tags 'please return to the gays'
BrendonMilk: kinky (;
Bottomlinson: (;
HarryHasStyle: makes it sound like he belongs to us
Zaddy: he practically does
Zaddy: we all belong to one another
Bottomlinson: sounds like we're all in one big ass orgy
RyanShake: SOMEONE TAKE THIS FÛCKING SERIOUSLY PLEASE
RyanShake: THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND
WheresMyRadio: ur best friend fucked ur ex-boyfriend
WheresMyRadio: and he wants to fuck ur other best friend (Louis)
WheresMyRadio: and ur ex-boyfriend wants to fuck the same best friend
Zaddy: yet nobody wants to fuck Ryan
RyanShake: fuck off Zayn
BrendonMilk removed Zaddy from the chat
BrendonMilk: just fro the record, I'd fuck u Ryan (:
RyanShake: don't add a smiley face u creep
JoshDunDunDunnnn: TYLER WOKE ME UP AND TOLD ME THAT DALLON IS MISSING EHERE IS MY CHILD??? IS SUNSHINE OKAY? WE GOTTA GET THE FBI ON HIM, SOMEONE MICROCHIP THAT TOL CHILD
HarryHasStyle: look, okay, everyone who isn't extremely hung over and has no classes today, or not until later, will go on a search for Dallon. We'll split up
NiallHorny changed the group chat name to 'WE WILL FIND U TOL SUNSHINE DALLON'
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The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
