HarryHasStyle: Lou kicked me out and no1 lvs me
Zalik_Mayn: aw its ok. I love u haz
HarryHasStyle: i dont want ur pity love
Zalik_Mayn: well fuck you too hoe
Cliffaconda added NiallHorny to the chat
HarryHasStyle: Louis moans like a pornstar
Cliffaconda: Ikr
Zalik_Mayn: Tru
ThePayneBae: he does
NiallHorny: agreed
HarryHasStyle: and how exactly do u no?^
NiallHorny: Walls are paper thin m8
Cliffaconda: righhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht
Cliffaconda: we all know that u tapped that wonderful piece of ass
ThePayneBae: and we all know that Luke has buried his face between ur cheeks Ni
NiallHorny: IM NOT GAY
Zalik_Mayn: u sucked my cock for 20 quid once
NiallHorny: sucking cock doesn't mean I'm gay
ThePayneBae: ^
Zalik_Mayn: Liam ur gayer than gay. Shut up.
HarryHasStyle: I think that title goes to Lou
Cliffaconda: nah it goes to u ^
ThePayneBae: all three of us share that title
Bottomlinson: I'm the queen tho
HarryHasStyle: how is it possible that ur texting the gc but still moaning like ur getting fucked by a unicorn
Bottomlinson: bc im awesome. That's y
Bottomlinson: btw Lukes mouth his heavenly
CaptainDimples: IKR?!?!?
CaptainDimples: IT IS LIKE MAGIC
ThePayneBae: Idk which is more a slut. Louis, Ashton or Niall
NiallHorny: well I'm not gay so dont count me in
Cliffaconda: Louis hands down
Lukesahomo: Louis' ass tastes like strawberries
HarryHasStyle: I'll keep that in mind ^
Zalik_Mayn: Ashton is a slut 2 tho
CaptainDimples: I have to agree that Louis has rode more dicks than me
Bottomlinson: Luke left me on the edge of an orgasm bc his mum found out he's not at school
Bottomlinson: who's willing to carry on where he left off?
[Guys, Writing this gives me so much entertainment like you all have no idea what I have planned]
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FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
