Bottomlinson: I think my mum is gonna adopt Harry bc she loves him more than me
Zaddy: ur mum loves everyone more than you
BrendonMilk: OH FUCKING BURN
Bottomlinson: fûck off no 1 wants u guys here
LukesAHomo: Louis don't be pouty buttercup
Bottomlinson: leave me alone
Bottomlinson: she goes and takes him fucking clothes shopping and I'm stuck babysitting fml
LukesAHomo: I can come and make it more interesting babyboy (; u can sit on my face and I'll eat u out
Zaddy: this took a turn
BrendonMilk: Ryan come over and sit on my face
RyanShake: how about u sit on mine?
BrendonMilk: eh okay 5 mins
Cliffaconda: u guys do realise that this is a gc and there's a thing called private messenger where y'all can message one another ur sex plans
Bottomlinson changed the group chat name to '#GetMichaelLaid2K16'
Cliffaconda: Mature
HarryHasStyle: aw remember this gc was that name but for Louis? Aw memories
NiallHorny: now he's getting laid by Luke, progress
ThePayneBae: I think that Calum and Michael should fuck like I ship it
HarryHasStyle: Y E S FUCK Y E S
NiallHorny: I SHIP IT I SHIP IT I SHIP IT
Cliffaconda: wait what what what what what what what what is going on
ThePayneBae: we found u a boyfriend
Cliffaconda: what who
NiallHorny: Cal
ThePayneBae: he's my best mate no
HarryHasStyle: everyone is fûcking their best mate at the moment
Bottomlinson has changed the group chat name to 'I now Pronounce you mr and mr hood'
Cliffaconda: WERE NOT EVEN DATING HOW ARE WE NOW MARFIED
DU LIEST GERADE
The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
