I need to pee
BrendonMilk: we're shorty, curly and Irish
Zaddy: that sounds like the start of a fûcking joke
Zaddy: but idk I haven't seen or heard from them in like 2 days which is weird bc one of them in normally active in this gc bitching bou something or sending nudes
DallonDick: Ikr where is my friends
BrendonMilk: I'm ur friend
DallonDick: ur the boyfriend of my friend and the enemy for my friend
BrendonMilk: ouch
ThePayneBae: Zayn come over my largest left for some charity event thing and I'm home alone
DallonDick: P A R T Y???
Zaddy: N O
DallonDick: oh come on pls I want some dick to ride and u ppl know ppl I don't know anyone
ThePayneBae: sure okay I'll spread the word
BrendonMilk: P A R T Y FUCK YESSSS
RyanShake changed the group chat name to 'Dallon about to get laid'
Zaddy: oh ffs I wanted to do some fricky frack
BrendonMilk: no one is stopping u
BrendonMilk: do it in front of us so we can all enjoy it too (;
DU LIEST GERADE
The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
