The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️

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Clifaconda: the new guy nearly killed out half the girls in our history class with just a smile

Clifaconda: and also Louis, he fainted

LukesAHomo: Omf is Lou ok?

ThePayneBae: hes sitting beside me sucking a lolly pop. He's fine.

Clifaconda: he fell on me when he fainted and made me drop my Doritos

Bottomlinson: fuck ur Doritos, my safety comes first

Clifaconda: you're alive aren't u? Thanks to me

Bottomlinson: I could've died

Clifaconda: well u didnt

LukesAHomo: u two fight like some sort of old married couple

Zaddy: #FriendshipGoals

HarryHasStyle: #DontHashTagthat

LukesAHomo: #youpeiceoftrash

Clifaconda: #whatarewedoing

ThePayneBae: #Louislookssosexualrn

Zaddy: #Louisissexonastick

Bottomlinson: you guys are all trash

HarryHasStyle: *Louis Trash

HarryHasStyle has changed the group chat name to '#LouisTrash'

Zaddy: is the new guy actually that cute

Clifaconda: yes

Zaddy: Take a pic

Clifaconda: no

HarryHasStyle: whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy nooooooot?????

Clifaconda: maybe bc I dont know the guy and going up to him like 'hey dude my horny friends want to see what u look like, let's take a selfie, yeah?!' Is a LITTLE ALERTING?!?

BigDickCal: I would do it

ThePayneBae: same

Bottomlinson: same

BigDickCal: u'd probably faint ^

Bottomlinson: Tru. Nvm.

Bottomlinson: I wanna stalk him home after school

LukesAHomo: same

Zaddy: me too. I wanna see what's so great about this new dude

CaptainDimples: I want to come too but I'm being locked away from the world until I'm 50

Clifaconda: grounded?

CaptainDimples: for life. Although my mum found is pretty funny at first she still Grounded my sorry ass

Bottomlinson: anyone find out the new guys name tho?

Bottomlinson: I kinda hate keep calling him 'new guy'

BigDickCal: what about 'Mr.Sexy'?

Bottomlinson: YES, LOVE IT.