RyanShake: //sent attachment
RyanShake: skirt goals
Bottomlinson: Ryan, darling, you and I are goals
LukesAHomo: so ur telling me that u hate Brendon but adore his boyfriend?
Bottomlinson: yes. Ryan is one of my new best friends.
LukesAHomo: does this mean I gotta be friends with Gibby
RyanShake: nah. Gibby is a loner at heart. He doesn't need friends
HarryHasStyle: ILL BE HIS FIEND HES RELALY HOT
CaptainDimples: U do know that being Brendon's friend does not mean that u two can fuck, right? It isn't like the other friendships u hold in the group, this one has a boyfriend
HarryHasStyle: oh...
HarryHasStyle: I'll still be his friend tho. Be my friend Brendon
NiallHorny: I'll be more than just your friend Harry (;
Bottomlinson: HARDCORE SHIPPING THIS SHIP
CaptainDimples: ME TOO
ColiverSexual: I SHIP IT TOO YES YES YES
Bottomlinson: BAMBI CHILD SAY YES
RyanShake: SAY I DOOOOOO
ColiverSexual: TAKE UR MAMMA MIA SHIT AND GTFO RYAN
Zaddy: Guys guys calm TF down okay
CaptainDimples: make us
NiallHorny: what is everyone's obsession with people getting together
Bottomlinson: bc we ship it's that's fûcking why
NiallHorny: wtf is shipping
LukesAHomo: NIALL NO
ThePayneBae: look at what ur going to start
Bottomlinson: SHIPPING IS EHEN YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING LIKE TWO OR MAYBE EVEN THREE OR DOUR PEOPLE IN A FELATIONSHO AND YOU WANG THEM TO GET MARRIED WND HAVE BEISTFUIL CHILDREN AND HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE AND ITS LIKE YOUR SOUL AND HEART KS BEING TEARDD OUT OF YOU BECAUSE YOU PAIR THEM TOGETEHRR THAT MUCH
LukesAHomo: look what you fûcking did Niall
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The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
