Zaddy added Cliffaconda to the chat
Zaddy added BigDickCal to the chat
ThePayneBae: stay
Cliffaconda: we aren't dogs
NiallHorny: then stop running off like one
Cliffaconda: can do whatever the fuck I want bc I know ur all gonna be pricks about this
Bottomlinson: Michael, babe, calm down. We just wanna chat
LukesAHomo: yh
LukesAHomo: bou how big Calum's dick is
BigDickCal: bigger than yours
LukesAHomo: send proof or u eat dallon our
DallonDick: yeah
DallonDick: wait
DallonDick: so if he sends a dick pick I don't get ate out? BUT I WANT TO SEE HIS DICK AND GET ATE OUT
BrendonMilk: u can't have your cake and eat it
BigDickCal: look this is none of your fucking business okay
BigDickCal: it's harmless nudes
Bottomlinson: okay bc the last time I checked nudes was ''''''harmless''''''
Zaddy: we're all dudes here
Zaddy: kinda
ThePayneBae: u know we aren't gonna judge if u 2 are fucking
Bottomlinson: smooth
LukesAHomo: I mean it would explain a lot tho
LukesAHomo: like those times me and Ashton were kicked out of the tour bus
Bottomlinson: DUDE WHAT THE DUCK Y NOT TELL US THEN
LukesAHomo: BC I DUNNO I THOUGHT THEY WERE WANKING TOGGEHER OR SMETHING
DallonDick: I honestly want a relationship like Luke and Louis where u call each other dude and bro and shit like that
BigDickCal: it's just nudes
DallonDick changed the group chat name to 'It's just noods'
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FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
