Bottomlinson: suck me off
NiallHorny: Um I'm straight???
Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (;
[Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships]
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So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
[OH MY GOG I FORGOT TO SAY THAT WE REACHED 1K VOTES WOOOOOO PARTYYYYYYYYY. NEXT GOAL IS 500 COMMENTS]
NiallHorny: I think Ziam has stopped arguing now
Bottomlinson: y u think that?
NiallHorny: //sent attachment
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NiallHorny: this is on Zayns Instagram
Bottomlinson: AFTER SEX SELFIE OH MY GIG
Bottomlinson: LUKE HE GOTTA DO THIS
LukesAHomo: on my way
Bottomlinson: not now. I'm shopping with Mikey
LukesAHomo: but I just took my pants off
LukesAHomo: my dick is ready
NiallHorny: wait. Mikey is shopping with you?
Cliffaconda: it's more like I'm being dragged around the mall by Louis and carrying his bags
Bottomlinson: u get to c me try on cute skirts tho
Cliffaconda: Tru. That's a bonus
LukesAHomo: I WANT TO SEE BUTTERCUP IN CUTE SKIRTS
Bottomlinson: look at ur snapchat
LukesAHomo: brb
BrendonMilk: did u two just walk into Ann summers Omf
Cliffaconda: r u following us?!
BrendonMilk: nah my boyfriend is dragging me in there also
Bottomlinson: u have a boyfriend wat
BrendonMilk: yh. Don't act so surprised shorty. I'm hot, of course I have a boyfriend
NiallHorny: proof
BrendonMilk: //sent attachment
BrendonMilk: OH SHIT ERONG OHOTO OH KY GOG AHHAHAHHAH
Cliffaconda: DUDE THATS YOUR FUCKING DICK
NiallHorny: impressive man
Bottomlinson: was that supposed to be like a joke. That ur boyfriend is ur dick or something
BigDickCal: legit dying
BigDickCal: I want that dick to fuck me no joke+ I'm a top
BrendonMilk: //sent attachment
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BrendonMilk: that's me and my boyfriend
Bottomlinson: he's cute
Bottomlinson: do u pay him to remain ur boyfriend or something
Cliffaconda: add him to the chat
Cliffaconda: we need more ppl since everyone is getting kicked out or leaving
BrendonMilk added RyanShake to the chat
CaptainDimples: aw ur milk and he's shake and that makes milkshake Omf goals I'm dying
