I can't write for shit today
I'm going home tomorrow I cry
JoshDunDunDunnnn: so when I come online everyone is either sleeping or having sex *~*
Cliffaconda: we can have sex if you want (; you know where to find me baby
BrendonMilk: someone but a cockcage on him sheesh
RyanShake: Brendon shut the duck up u get boners like ur 12
BrendonMilk: u said duck
BrendonMilk: I can't take u seriously anymore I'm sorry babe
BrendonMilk changed the group chat name to 'Fuck A Duck'
Zaddy: oh fûck off with this beastility shit, not again. It's too late for this
BrendonMilk: would u rather fuck a duck or a swan
ThePayneBae: how sick in the head doe done have to be to ask a question like that wtf dude
WheresMyRadio: has anyone seen Josh bc he won't answer my text messages? And we haven't talked in Like 2 days
Zaddy: scroll up bro
RyanShake: I think he and Michael are doing the do (;
WheresMyRadio: wait what
WheresMyRadio: hahahah okay nice joke
ThePayneBae: this is Michael we are talking bou. He nearly kidnapped josh and was gonna flee to Mexico with him and use him as his personal sex Slave
Cliffadonda: my plan was flawless
WheresMyRadio: don't u dare touch Josh or I swear tf
Cliffaconda left the chat
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The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
