DaddyWalsh: what is this?
Zaddy: it's a group chat. Welcome.
Bottomlinson: CONNOR HAVE MY BABIES PLS A D BE ,H DADDY FUCJ EM
DaddyWalsh: okay (;;;
Bottomlinson: OH MY GOG DYS HE FUCKUP G TALKED TO ME AYAIB I CANT BREATEH
HarryHasStyle: Louis is dying on my floor someone help
LukesAHomo: Connor has managed to make Louis Hyperventilate, faint and nearly die in one day. Dude, can I have some of your charm please.
DaddyWalsh: fr is he okay tho
HarryHasStyle: sure
HarryHasStyle: I mean he's turned blue or something
Zaddy: FUCKUNG GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE YOU BAMBI CHILD
Clifaconda: he's choking on that imaginary ghost dick
BigDickCal: every1 chill Louis isn't fucking blue. But he is dying on the floor like some sort of teenage girl
DaddyWalsh: I already rlly like this gc even though I know no one here
Clifaconda: u know me. I'm Michael from History. And you know Louis be he's the guy that was told to stop hyperventilating in class and also fainted
DaddyWalsh: oh yeahhhhhhh you're both rlly cute
Bottomlinson: MR.SEXY JUST CALLED ME CUTE I CAN DIE IS PEI DBNOW BYE BYE PEEPS
DaddyWalsh: (;;
BigDickCal: Louis is a drama student if you can't tell already
BigDickCal: I'm Calum btw
HarryHasStyle: Harry
Zaddy: I'm Zayn
ThePayneBae: I'm Liam
LukesAHomo: Luke and CaptainDimples is Ashton but he's not online bc he's wanking or something. The old fashion way.
DaddyWalsh: the old fashion way? xD
LukesAHomo: a porno mag
DaddyWalsh: ohhhhhhhh
Zaddy: ur rlly going to regret staying in this gc Connor
DaddyWalsh: I probably will but who cares? You guys seem cool. This gc is chaotic and I like that.
Bottomlinson: HE CALLED US COOL AND LIKES OUR GC OME OMF OMF OMF SUCK IS NEIL HORNY
Bottomlinson has changed the chat name to 'CONNOR IS ONE OF US'
HarryHasStyle: /chants/ one of us one of us
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The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...