Bottomlinson: suck me off
NiallHorny: Um I'm straight???
Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (;
[Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships]
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So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
Bottomlinson: HARRY EDWARD STYLES HOW DARE YOU SEND A OHOTO OF MY ASS TO THE GROUO CHAT
HarryHasStyle: YOU SEND ASS PHOTOS ALL OF THE TIME WHATS THE DIFFERENCE???
Bottomlinson: NOT ONES WITH MY LIGHTENING STRIKES ON SHOW YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
Bottomlinson: GET OUT OF THE FUCKINGBATHROOM NOW YOU TRATOR
HarryHasStyle: MAKE ME
BrendonMilk: 'lightening strikes'
Bottomlinson: I will stab you in the god damn face with a blender, watch me Brendon
BrendonMilk: I wasn't being rude, I think it's cute that you call your stretch marks that
LukesAHomo: Lou, calm down, it's not the end of the world
Bottomlinson: shut up you dick pierced piece of fucking perfection
NiallHorny: wow okay I think Harry may have broke Louis
DallonDick: can you count that as an insult tho?
JoshDunDunDunnnn changed the group chat name to 'dick pierced piece of fucking perfection'
HarryHasStyle: //sent attachment
Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.
LukesAHomo: baby, your ass is fucking perfect okay? Literally no one here even commented on your 'lightening strikes' until you mentioned them, calm down.
RyanShake: Brendon I swear to FUCKING GOD I WILL BUY YOU A COCKCAGE
BrendonMilk: I didn't get hard bc of that ass I was thinking about....milk...
Zaddy: bro
Bottomlinson: I hate you all
LukesAHomo: stop being pouty, you could be an ass model
