Bottomlinson added Zaddy to the chat
Bottomlinson added ThePayneBae to the chat
Bottomlinson added HarryHasStyle to the chat
Bottomlinson: did I miss anybody?
NiallHorny: wait y did Harry leave
Coliversexual: he made a bad pun and got kicked out
NiallHorny: oh yeahhhh
NiallHorny: 'Urine in trouble' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH XD
Bottomlinson: I'll kick ur pale ass outta the chat, u jus watch me
NiallHorny: no mommy don't
BigDickCal: kinky (;
NiallHorny: only for Louis (;
HarryHasStyle: be kinky w/ me Niall
HarryHasStyle: I'm into some weird stuff
Zaddy: he is
NiallHorny: wat kind of weird stuff
HarryHasStyle: PM (;
Coliversexual: anyone wanna go to a club?
Bottomlinson: what kinda club
ColiverSexual: I know this awesome gay club down in town
Bottomlinson: IM IN
ThePayneBae: u look like 12 and ur 5'3
Bottomlinson: I'm actually 5'9
LukesAHomo: ha sure
NiallHorny: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA FUNNY JOKE LOUIS
BrendonMilk: Omf that's a good one
Bottomlinson: I AM I REALLY AM
Bottomlinson: THE NURSE MEASURED MY HEIGHT AND TOLD ME
LukesAHomo: bullshit
ThePayneBae: it's ok 2 b small Louis
DaddyWalsh: *smol
LukesAHomo: yeah, ur my smol oil hedgehog
BrendonMilk: 'oil hedgehog'
LukesAHomo: autocorrect
NiallHorny: Louis is an oily hedgehog xD
Coliversexual: u British ppl r so hard to keep a convo going like u guys move on to a new topic so quickly
BigDickCal: half of us aren't even British
BigDickCal: there's 5 Brits, 4 Aussies and 4 Americans in this chat
NiallHorny: um excuse me mother fucker, but I'm 100% sure I'm not fucking British
BigDickCal: OK sry there's 4 Brits and 1 Irish bc Niall has to be fucking different
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FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
