I'm nearly at 17K votes! You all make this a pleasure to write (:
Zaddy: I actually swear tf dallon, if I find another of of your fucking vibrators on my side of the room I'm going to scream
DallonDick: then stop having sex with Liam while I'm in the dorm u cunt
WheresMyRadio: ur into that type of stuff tho?
DallonDick: not with Zayn fûcking grunting every time he nuts it's fucking annoying
HarryHasStyle: we've been here a day, how many times have they had sex?
Zaddy: 5
NiallHorny: Holy fûcking hell u animals
NiallHorny: how does one have that much cum
JoshDunDunDunnnn: THATS RHYMED CHDKDJE
WheresMyRadio: no it doesn't
JoshDunDunDunnnn: shut up
JoshDunDunDunnnn changed the group chat name to 'how does one have that much cum?'
DallonDick: I'd rather be in a dorm with gibby
RyanShake: has anyone heard from Brendon since yesterday?
HarryHasStyle: Louis probably killed him
BrendonMilk: yeah with his big fat ass
Bottomlinson: you WISH u had my ass
BrendonMilk: I wish I could touch that ass
Bottomlinson: pervert
JoshDunDunDunnnn: I ship this so hard pls fuck and send me the sex tape
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The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
