Bottomlinson: suck me off
NiallHorny: Um I'm straight???
Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (;
[Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships]
Lowercaps intended
So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
I actually swear, I'm working on the Hemlinson squad chapter rn I'll have it posted to more bc I just wrote 2700 words for The Run and Go and I still need to update my one-shot
LukesAHomo: //sent attachment
Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.
LukesAHomo: squad looking freshhhhhhhhhhhh
BrendonMilk: *half the Squad
ThePayneBae: yeah, don't forget about us jus bc ya getting famous, the original squad be back in the UK being ur number 1 fans
NiallHorny: ^^^
LukesAHomo: okay; Tour Squad be looking freshhhhhhhhhhhh
DallonDick: can we all appreciate that Calum is really fucking attractive like fûck me daddy pls
NiallHorny: On another note: LOOK AT MY LIL BABYBOO ASHTON AWK
HarryHasStyle: AWW MY BABY LOOKS SO SMOL
RyanShake: u guys are so in love that it's heartwarming
Bottomlinson: MICHAEL GORDON CLIFFORD EHY IS YOUR HAIR GREEN?!?!
Cliffaconda: bc I dyed it
Bottomlinson: um excuse me y did u not discuss he colour change w/ me? I feel unloved
Zaddy: oh ffs it's 4am y r u guys not sleeping
LukesAHomo: timezones
NiallHorny: bingewatching Netflix
HarryHasStyle: I Gotta stay awake until Louis goes to sleep to make sure he doesn't jump on my dick during the night bc he's a horny fuck a the moment
Bottomlinson: you'd be horny too if ya boyfriend was on your and looking like some fucking sex God
HarryHasStyle: my boyfriend is on tour and looking hot AF excuse you
Bottomlinson: yh well u got two fucking boyfriends so shut up and let me grind on ur dick
