Bottomlinson: suck me off
NiallHorny: Um I'm straight???
Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (;
[Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships]
Lowercaps intended
So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
BrendonShake: SO SOMEONE JUST CAME ALONG AT THIS FAMILY OARTY AND HANDED ME A GODDAMN BABY AND I DOMT KNOW WHO TF OWNS IT
BrendonMilk: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT I DO ITS LIKE HOLDING A BAG OF BONES AND SKIN
Cliffaconda: don't drop it
BigDickCal: it's not an it, it's a person Michael
Cliffaconda: look I don't fucking know if the child has a dick or not so its an it smd
ThePayneBae: smd?
Cliffaconda: suck my dick
BrendonMilk: GUYS THIS IS FUCKING SEEIOSU
BrendonMilk: IT JUST FUCKING SHIT ITSSELF HALP ME
Cliffaconda: HAHAHA loser just shit it self
ThePayneBae: it's a baby WTaf do u exact it to do. Fucking walk to the bathroom and flush?
BrendonMilk: //sent attachment
Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.
BigDickCal: to solve the argument of boy or girl I think ur holding a girl
ThePayneBae: he looks like a stereotypical dad with that alcohol and confuzzled grin
Cliffaconda: #DadGoals
ThePayneBae: THE GOD DAMN BABY HAS MORE HAIR THAN ZAYN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Zaddy: fuck off I did it for a dare
ThePayneBae: u did it for attention so stfu
BrendonMilk changed the group chat name to 'Will someone help Brendon pls'
Cliffaconda: we cant help u bc u decided to go to Vegas without us
BrendonMilk: I'm basically here to fucking babysit and drink illegally
