BrendonMilk: who'd everyone lose their v-card to?
Zaddy: but personal don't you think?
BrendonMilk: look, I'm bored shitless and I'm on bed rest for like another 3 days give me a walk, it's been on my mind
CaptainDimples: to Niall (:
ThePayneBae: Zayn I think
NiallHorny: Ashton and some girl named Demi I think
BrendonMilk: how can u have two ppl u lost ur v-card w/?
Zaddy: bc the Irish homo was not always a homo
RyanShake: fair enough
RyanShake: oh yh lost mine to Brendon
LukesAHomo: some guy named James
Bottomlinson: Zayn
Zaddy: Louis
LukesAHomo: wait what
Bottomlinson: what
Zaddy: what
ThePayneBae: what
HarryHasStyle: what
LukesAHomo: you lost your virginity to Zayn? What the fuck
Bottomlinson: I told you this
Bottomlinson: u were legit the first fucking person to know, Luke.
Zaddy: Gotta MCR
LukesAHomo: live Gotta be fucking kidding me. How did I forget that?
Bottomlinson: I dunno what ur mad about, you lost urs to some boy toy called James
HarryHasStyle: on another note I lost mine to Another guy called Harry which was fun
Cliffaconda: a guy with pink hair
BigDickCal: I forget honestly
BrendonMilk: Louis and Luke are aggressively arguing in PMs ummm
RyanShake: look what you fûcking did
BrendonMilk: I DID NOTHING
ThePayneBae: how do u know they are arguing?
BrendonMilk: screenshots
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The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
