BrendonMilk: who r these ppl and y am I in my underwear in a donut in the pool
DallonDick: psst guys there's some dude in my bed I don't know who he is bc he was t here at the start of the party I'm scared
Bottomlinson: pls be quiet my head is busting mate
Cliffaconda: I feel dead inside fml
BrendonMilk: y is my ass sore
NiallHorny: bc Ryan and u fucked in the pool + then Zayn kicked ur ass and then y'all ducked
BrendonMilk: y'all? Like me, ryro and zee
NiallHorny: and Liam yah
Bottomlinson: OHMYFUCKINGGOD AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH I FUCKING HOPE SOMEONE RECORED THAT
NiallHorny: nope
NiallHorny: but someone DID record u sucking Brendon's dick while Luke ate ya booty like groceries darling
BrendonMilk: Omf
BrendonMilk: y was I not sober for that
Bottomlinson: talking shit Niall
NiallHorny: nah I'm really nat
NiallHorny: //sent attachment
BrendonMilk: holy fucking hell IM hard
Bottomlinson let the chat
BrendonMilk added Bottomlinson to the chat
BrendonMilk: Y'know u like it (;
Zaddy: I swear tf anymore jizz in my pool and it's gonna be a Fucking sperm bank
LukesAHomo: well that happened
CaptainDimples: I think there's a dead body in the pool
HarryHasStyle: nah it's Zayns sex doll
Zaddy: HARRY FUCK UP
LukesAHomo: Ziam use it for their 'crazy' threesomes bc their both daddy AF and would probably kill someone if they sandwiched then
DallonDick: I'm so scared who is this guy
BrendonMilk: well we dont fucking know bc we can't see him dickwad
LukesAHomo: and yet again we have the results of the annual Zayn Malik pool party
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The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
