Bottomlinson: suck me off
NiallHorny: Um I'm straight???
Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (;
[Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships]
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So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
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What do you guys think I should do with Dallon?
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NiallHorny: at the beach
BrendonMilk: niall we are at the fucking beach with you, stop sending us photos
DallonDick: if you zoom into the ocean behind him i bet u can see zayb drowning
Zaddy: that wasn't funny fuck off dallon
Zaddy: i nearly died
DallonDick: the water came up to you knews. Calm down tank
CaptainDimples: but look how sexy my Daddy is
HarryHasStyle: hahah brb gonna wank in the sea
BrendonMilk: ok so imagine a fish ate harrys cum and have birth to a harry fish
RyanShake: Brendon what the fuck are you smoking
BrendonMilk: yes
DallonDick changed the group chat name to 'HarryFish'
HarryHasStyle: bet ya I'd still look more attractive than brendon even as a fish
NiallHorny: you are beautiful no matter what
DallonDick: kys pls
Bottomlinson: dallon don't be rude
Zaddy: IT'S ALIVE
Bottomlinson: call me an it again and my foot is going up yo ass Malik
CaptainDimples: louis what's going on with you and luke?
Bottomlinson: nothing
CaptainDimples: is it bc of the paparazzi photos? Bc i think you both look really cute in them
