[this is a shit update soz]
LukesAHomo has been removed from the Chat
BigDickCal: we need to get Hemlinson back together
BigDickCal: Now
BigDickCal: ASAFUCKINGP
CaptainDimples: they're still fighting?
NiallHorny: yh and luke has dragged me, Mikey and Haz into it too
CaptainDimples: ffs
Zaddy: it's getting bad now like i havent heard from lou is 3 days. He won't leave his house and Luke wont reply to my messages when i try + help
BigDickCal: luke is accusing louis of cheating and vise versa
CaptainDimples: but none of them has cheated???
BigDickCal: exactly
Zaddy: it's fucking bothering me bc they're the perfect couple?
NiallHorny: every couple has their flaws
CaptainDimples: but not Hemlinson
BigDickCal has changed the group chat name to 'Operation get Parents together'
HarryHasStyle: I feel like we're gonna do a parent trap
NiallHorny: they aren't legit parents HAZ
HarryHasStyle: I knew that I just thought
Zaddy: look it's Louis' birthday in 2 days and Christmas in 3 + no1 should be sad over that holiday
BigDickCal: we Gotta lock them in a closet
HarryHasStyle: y e s
Zaddy: how cliche
CaptainDimples: intervention?
NiallHorny: what are we? 35?
Cliffaconda: guys I think we outta leave this up to them to fix. We all know that neither one can live without the other. Luke and Lou face timed every day when Luke went to Australia over the summer, and when Luke had the chicken pox Louis and he walkie talkied for days
HarryHasStyle: my parents better get together soon or imma cry and run away ):
[okay so please follow my new Nouis account CockyNouis and try and get me to 60 followers (:]
[ALSO PLEASE CHECK OUT Hockey_lashton NEW MUKE BOOK PLEASE, IT HITS YOU RIGHT IN THE FEELS WND FUCK ITS AMAZING]
DU LIEST GERADE
The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
