Bottomlinson: suck me off
NiallHorny: Um I'm straight???
Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (;
[Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships]
Lowercaps intended
So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
[So close to 4K votes ayyyyye. Okay, I need some ideas and prompts that you want to happen in the gc? Please]
RyanShake: has anyone seen Brendon bc he's been missing for 2 days
HarryHasStyle: u dont exactly sound concerned
RyanShake: he does this, he'll turn up eventually
ThePayneBae: u make it sound like he's a cat
Cliffaconda: he reminds me of a cat
ThePayneBae: Louis is also a cat
HarryHasStyle: and Michael is a kitten
Cliffaconda: oi I'm not a kitten I'm a fucking lion rawr
ThePayneBae: ARE YOU THINKING WHAT IM THINIING HARRRRREH????
HarryHasStyle: IF UR THINKING SBOUT MOMMY CAT LOUIS WHD DADDY CAT BRENDON EITH KITTEN MICHAEL THEN YESSSSSSS
ThePayneBae: YESSS FUCK YESS I SHIP IT I SHIP IT I SHIP IT
Bottomlinson: u both can actually go and fuck off ew that's just fucking wrong fuck no not ever
Cliffaconda: but mommy
Bottomlinson: I'll be Michaels mommy but Brendon can die
HarryHasStyle: BUT U WOULD LOOK SO COOT TOGETHER
Bottomlinson: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
Bottomlinson: and Michael
Bottomlinson: I'd rather stick my face in a blender
JoshDunDunDunnnn: I dont even no what u both look like but I ship it
Cliffaconda: SEE EVEN JOSH DUN IS IN ON THE SHIPPING
LukesAHomo: //sent attachment
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LukesAHomo: this is Louis ^ (this is my favourite photo of my boy so shush)
JoshDunDunDunnnn: OHMY HES SO CUTE CAN I HAVE HIM?!? HE LOOKS CUDDLY I COULD CUDDLE THIM DURING TOUR
Bottomlinson: I WANT CUDDLES FROM JOSHY HE CALLED ME CUTE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
