[Dedicated to thingy over her Hockey_lashton bc she's sad and like she loves this to pieces]
[COMMENTS PLS]
ThePayneBae: guys
ThePayneBae: guys
ThePayneBae: G U Y S
Cliffaconda: W H A T
ThePayneBae: who do u guys ship Zayn w/
CaptainDimples: Niall
CaptainDimples: jk he's sucking Louis' cock probs
CaptainDimples: Zayn n u is coot
Cliffaconda: ^^
HarryHasStyle: me and Zayn (;;;;
ThePayneBae: fuck off Harry
HarryHasStyle: calm yo dick boi. I'm only playing around
HarryHasStyle: tho Zaddy has spanked my pretty lil bum before (;;
ThePayneBae: *~*
HarryHasStyle: aw u jel? I bet if u ask Zaddy will spank urs too
Cliffaconda: y r u asking Liam?
ThePayneBae: out of curiosity
Bottomlinson: ZADDY AND DADDY ARE DATING AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Zaddy: LOUIS YOH RUIN EVERYTHING YOU LIL SLUT
ThePayneBae: L O U I S
Bottomlinson: I COULDNT KEEP IT A SECERT ANY LONGER
Bottomlinson: MY PARENTS ARE DATING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM NO LONGER A TROUBLED CHILD
CaptainDimples: WAIT WHAT
Cliffaconda: O H
BigDickCal: M Y
HarryHasStyle: G O D
Cliffaconda: BUT BUT LIKE EHO TOPS
CaptainDimples: I KNOW RIGHT
Cliffaconda: BOTH ARE DADDY AF IM SO CONFUZZELD
Cliffaconda: JESUS HELP ME UNDERSTAND
Zaddy: we share it
Cliffaconda: THANK YOU JESUS
Bottomlinson: LIAM IS LYING ON TOP OF ME HALP
ThePayneBae: u deserve it u whore
Bottomlinson: stop calling me a whore ):
ThePayneBae: well u r one so suck it up
HarryHasStyle: so does this mean I don't get spankies from Zaddy anymore?? ):::
Zaddy: yes
HarryHasStyle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HarryHasStyle: MY LIFE IS OVER
HarryHasStyle: WHO SHALL SPANK MY ASS NOW?!?!
[guys got this new Zarcel book out if you want to check it out? Will also feature LILO and Narry]
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The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanficBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
