Cliffaconda: okay wtf r we in build a fucking bear
BigDickCal: to build u a boyfriend, just Gotta put a strap on it and you'll be loving life
Cliffaconda: fuck off Calum, ur looking at woman's underwear so shut up
RyanShake: don't genderise u spoon
Bottomlinson: um what's wrong with panties?
Bottomlinson: bc if I hear ur bullying Calum imma spank ur ass
Cliffaconda: I'll be good
BigDickCal changed the group chat name to 'Michael gets boners when he's spanked'
LukesAHomo: look, we're here to get Louis that fucking Iron Man Build a bear so that he won't kill me for not telling everyone that we're dating
Bottomlinson: YOUR EGETTING ME MY BUILD A BEAR AHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LUKEY I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
LukesAHomo: ur only saying that bc i'm getting u Tony stark
Bottomlinson: Tony Rogers actually bc he will be married to Steve Rogers
BrendonMilk: TONY STANK
Bottomlinson: YAS BITCH
CaptainDimples: AND IM GETTING MY NINJA TURTLE BUILD A BEAR YAY
Bottomlinson: aw baby, Harry is asleep so imma answer for him, what one? What are u gonna call it?
CaptainDimples: Raphael, and imma try to get Luke, Calum and Michael to get the others so that we can all match bc I think it would be cute and it'll be like a mini 5sos team
RyanShake: Ashton Irwin, you're way too precious for this world. Don't ever change.
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The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
