BigDickCal: THAT WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME OKAY?! LIKE THEY CROWD LOVED US OKAY OKAY NOW IM TIRED SO NIGHT XX
Cliffaconda: we gave Calum weed to chill him out b4 the concert and then after he got drunk and he threw up in a bush I'm dead hahahahahaha
HarryHasStyle: Calum is gonna kill ya
CaptainDimples: Luke drew a dick on his nose wns wrote 'twat' on his forehead in sharpie
NiallHorny: language
CaptainDimples: sorry naddy
LukesAHomo: it was worth it, he might take s shit fit but it's gonna be fucking worth it
LukesAHomo added Bottomlinson to the chat
HarryHasStyle: he's sleeping y add him bk?
LukesAHomo: bc he'll be annoyed that I didn't and I'm his boyfriend
BrendonMilk: more like his bitch
BrendonMilk: be jel hemmo, ur buttercup is sleeping on me aye this is the life
HarryHasStyle: it's platonic, he needed s hug bc he was sad and I was in the bathroom so u were his only choice u pube
LukesAHomo: I'm going to sleep, tell him I love him when he wakes up. Night guys
NiallHorny: night Luke
HarryHasStyle: night
BrendonMilk: goodnight
Cliffaconda: 'Goodnight' tf r u Beebo, 5?
BrendonMilk: fuck off
HarryHasStyle removed Zaddy from the chat
ThePayneBae: I would argue Zayns case but no
NiallHorny: u no ur in deep shit when even ya boyfriend don't stick up for ya
ThePayneBae: bros before hoes
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The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
