Ugh what am I doing with my life???? My whole life revolves around this damn book I swear
WheresMyRadio: I have news guys
NiallHorny: the band is breaking up????
RyanShake: you found ur radio?
Cliffaconda: NEW ALBUM???
Cliffaconda: ANOTHER TOUR???
Cliffaconda: YOURE FINALLY CONSITERING ME BEING YOU AND JOSHS LIL BABY BOY TOY??????
WheresMyRadio: um no, no but I wish, not yet, I'm still on tour and sorry sweetheart but no
Cliffaconda: fucking bullshit
Cliffaconda: look at my application form, my headshots are H O T A F u would bc lucky to have me as a boy toy
BigDickCal: face it, you're not going to make it
Cliffaconda: I don't want to make it I just wanna
Cliffaconda changed the group chat name to 'Aggressive emo head banging to I'm not Okay'
ThePayneBae: Jenna is pregnant?
WheresMyRadio: we're getting a divorce
JoshDunDunDunnnn: ME AND TYLER CAN GET MARRIED NOW OR MAYBE COME OUT BUT HOPEFULLY GETTING MARRIED AND IMMA BE JOSH JOESPH
NiallHorny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cliffaconda: YOU GUYS NEED TO GET MARRIED
WheresMyRadio: okay let's not get too hasty here
WheresMyRadio: the divorce isn't finalised
JoshDunDunDunnnn: but we will get married...right?
Bottomlinson: OF FUCKING COURSE U GUYS WILL BE GETTING MARRIED. AND IM GONNA BE RHE BEST MAN
NiallHorny: WE'RE PLANNING A WEDDING GUYS
DU LIEST GERADE
The Ultra Gay Group Chat⚣✔️
FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
