Bottomlinson: suck me off
NiallHorny: Um I'm straight???
Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (;
[Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships]
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So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
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CaptainDimples: *le cries*
BigDickCal: boo fucking hoo
ThePayneBae: we're all single here bro
Zaddy: ikr
Zaddy: well except Connor and Oliver
CaptainDimples: well yall got fuckbuddies
CaptainDimples: like Louis got fucking 4
Bottomlinson: oi! I don't have like 4. 3 at the most
Cliffaconda: ash ur being melodramatic
BigDickCal: ur sucking a different dick like every other day. U've been off for 3 days
CaptainDimples: no1 will visit me
Bottomlinson: bc we're scared shitless of ur mum dude
ThePayneBae: if there's any mother to be scared of its jay
Zaddy: fking preach. Louis' mum is lethal
Bottomlinson: she's just protective
ThePayneBae: babe, she nearly bate Luke with a yard brush whenever she caught him climbing out of ur bedroom window one morning
Bottomlinson: ....
CaptainDimples: suspension is boring af
BigDickCal: when do u come back?
CaptainDimples: Monday
BigDickCal: OMF dude Matt has to wear a hat and like he pulled it over his 'eyebrows'
Bottomlinson: Arthur actually drew eyebrows on his 'eyebrows' in drama and I fucking died of laughter guys, it was like so funny and the teacher had to step outside for 10 minutes
DaddyWalsh: wait what happened
BigDickCal: Ashton is a retard to was mixing chemicals in science and blew up this kids eyebrows so the kid has no eyebrows and it's fûcking funny af
