I'm dying inside bc IM so fucking tired and gay pride was today and I was walking in the parade and ugh I want to go to sleep
CaptainDimples: I hate you Michael
BigDickCal: wow okay no need to throw around the H word
CaptainDimples: H A T E
NiallHorny: Ashton, what's wrong pumpkin? What did Michael do?
Cliffaconda: oh my god it was a fucking accident
CaptainDimples: YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE I KNOW YOU DID
Cliffaconda: ITS A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR CALM TF DOWN
LukesAHomo: ok what is the point in you guys texting when u still scream at one another across the tour bus
CaptainDimples: bc Im smad and Michael ruined my teddy bear with Coca Cola and won't fucking fix it
NiallHorny: Ashton! Language! Or I'll get Luke to spank you
LukesAhomo: okay wait
Bottomlinson: Lukes hand only spanks this marvellous bottom okay
Bottomlinson: I'm getting his hand print tattooed on my ass okay
LukesAHomo: I like the sound of that babycakes. So everyone knows that ass belongs to me (;
CaptainDimples: I'm so mad
NiallHorny: that does not mean you have to swear
JoshDunDunDunnn: can someone just wash Ashton's bear or get him a new one bc I can hear them shouting from the tour bus
CaptainDimples: I don't want a new bear, I want my clean bear that smells like Harry and Niall
NiallHorny: right okay, we'll work something out
I'm thinking of classifying Ashton as a little in this. Yes?
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FanfictionBottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Za...
