Where's My Dolly ?

Team useless 7 PRESENT part2

Yuu's POV

"NARUTO JUST SIT DOWN!"

"OH COMEON SAKURA-CHAN, WE ARE THE ONLY ONE LEFT, EVEN IRUKA-SENSE HAD GONE HOME!"

"WELL IF YOU JUST SHUT UP MAYBE OUR SENSEI WILL ARRIVE, isn't that right Sasuke-kun~" Bakakura (sakura) batted her eye lashes at Sasuke.  My left eye twitched at her disgusting flirting techniques.

Flirting level: Sakura.....

"Hn..." Sasuke hned, continued staring blankly at the chalkboard. Admit it Sasuke, you're a gay, you just kissed Naruto awhile ago, I printed out the picture when Naruto and Sasugay was gagging. That maybe the reason for you to stared at the chalkboard right, Sasuke.

"Oi, Ahokura! " Sakura glared at me " you're so noisy that Alice had to covered her ears. " I pointed at Alice, surprisingly Alice decided to join Dolly and I to the academy.

Alice nodded "hai, Sakura-san could you please lowered your voice? " Alice asked politely, Alice finally learned how to speak English (in other word written in English). It took her awhile to adapted the environment.

Sakura looked at Alice weirdly, and nodded. Sakura proceeded gawking at Sasuke. Ew....

"Itsy bitsy spider crawling down your neck, got a very special poison that kills you. If you didn't escape you got your death, I will see you die by the side walk." I sang creepily, " Mary got a big bad wolf, big bad wolf, big bad wolf, Mary got a big bad wolf that she watched it ate all of her lambs. Twinkle twinkle dangerous knife, how I wonder how does it kills. Stabbed you down to your guts, twisted it around in your wounds, oh knife oh knife stabbed you in the eye, it went pass your eyeballs to your brain- YUU STOP SINGING DOES TWISTED NURSERY RHYMES " Sakura shouted, she covered her ears from hearing me singing.

"Why?" I asked her monotonously, I walked slowly, mocking her as possible.

" do you prefer knife or hand?"

"Wh-what?"

"PICK ONE ALREADY BUBBLEGUM !" I bared my canine at her and dashed forward.

"I'LL BIT YOU TO THE DEATH- OFFF" an arm wrapped around my neck and put me in a headlock. I struggled against it.

"LET ME GOOO! " I squirmed in this tight grip, hope that AT LEAST let me breathe some freaking oxygen.

" YOU'RE SERIOUSLY CHOCKING ME!" I gasped as he quickly let go of my neck. Oh oxygen, how I missed you my love.

"Hmm... Well my first impression of you guys... " he removed the the chalkboard eraser from his head," I hate you. Meet me at the roof top." With that he poofed away, leaving us deadpanned.

-timeskip-

"Well let's us introduced ourselves to each other, let's start from that ' kill me' orange - HEY- " our instructor ignored Naruto's cry. That's harsh man.

"WAIT SENSEI!" And here's Sakura, being the smartest comrade of our team, just had to ask a stupid question," what are we supposed to say?" She asked.

"Hmm... Somethings like, likes, dislikes , hobbies and dreams for the future." He shrugged, he took out his book and read.

"Why don't you go first sensei. I mean you are a mystery to us" Sakura insisted.

"Yeah, SENSEI!" Naruto agreed.

"Well if you say so, let's see... My name is Hatake Kakashi, I have no intention of telling you what I likes or dislikes, hobbies? I have a lots of hobbies, dream for the future... Never thought of it. Now you go blondie. " he said.