Where's My Dolly ?

Land of wave

Yuu's POV

"You should know that each and every ninja's mission is based on their ranks...." I spaced out from hokage's stupid speech, like really he's speeches are usually quite long like a bucket list from a kid who wanted Santa to literally brought everything in one midnight under the pine tree. But seriously, we get the fact that we're fresh out from ninja academy Genin, that are so cool that even Hokage can't let us out the village, and are too less experienced to have some seriously awesome mission to the outside world.

Speaking of missions, we just got back from that evil mission, that stupid demonic cat had my leg clawed off, literally. Just right after we got out of that hospital to report the successful mission of the oh-so-awesome D ranked mission, Naruto won't shut up, and made the Hokage lectured us the importance of mission rankings and whatever. Hey Naruto's topic is quite interesting than Hokage.

"-Yesterday I had pork ramen, so I was thinking that tonight I should eat miso ramen!" Naruto ranted.

"No," I interrupted," smoked eggplant ramen are much better than miso ramen!" I declared.

"WHAT?! Miso ramen is the king of all foods! The god of all the food chain!" Naruto shouted, I gritted my teeth and glared at him.

"SMOKED EGGPLANT!"

"MISO!"

"SMOKED EGGPLANT!"

"MISO!"

"SMOKED EGG-" Hokage immediately cut in.

"ENOUGH!" Hokage shouted,slammed his ands on the table.

"OLD MAN HOKAGE! STOP BOSSING ME AROUND, IM NOT A BRAT ANY MORE! I AM AN NINJA NOW, DATTEBAYO!" Naruto shouted on top of his lungs, well that was unexpected... The Hokage sat down and chucked.

"Alright..." Hokage started," Since Naruto is not as bratty as he saids, well then I might as well gives your team an C ranked mission." The Hokage smiled. Iruka-sensei looked shocked.

"HOKAGE-SAMA! They are not ready to go out of the village! It's too dangerous!" Iruka insisted Hokage not to let us go on that mission. Hokage puffed a smoke from that cigarette pipe thingy.

"Iruka, have some faith on Naruto. Send in the cilent!" Hokage commanded.

"Oh, oh , oh is it a princess? Feudal lord? Nobles? Or or-" a smelly, old, grey, old , fat, old -wait didn't I repeated that? Eh whatever,- old man.

"What?! I had paid for a strong ninja to take me back to the land of waves safely, and you just had to hired a bunch of brats, is this somr kind of a joke?!" He said sloppily, "And that pip-squeak boy with the stupid expression on his face are you sure that he's a ninja?" He added, and drank a shot of sake.

"HAHAHA!!! He's talking about you Yuu!!!" Naruto laughed. My eye brows twitched in annoyance.

"You moron, are you deaf? He saids " pipsqueak-boy", "his" and "he's ", do I looked like a Male to you?" I said through my teeth.

Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto lined up and see whose shortest, and what do you know? It's our un doubtfully stupid orange knucklehead lover the shortest person around their age.

"And that girl! Aren't she a bit too young to be a ninja?!" He exclaimed.

"No , no I am." I answered boredly. "Let's get this over with so I can go home, and sleep , and eat, and watch kdrama, and sleep-"

"You saids 'sleep ' twice Yuu, DATTEBAYO!" Naruto saids. I raised a brow at him.

"Did I? Oh well... LETS GO MEET YA AT THE GATE IN 5 MINUTES!" I ran out of the mission gathering room, place thingy, whatever it is.... Any way, I got home safe and soundly, and began to pack all the necessary things, oh! And don't forget Dolly,
My very best friend... And probably Alice too.

"Yuu-sama, you has came home from the mission. " Alice saids as she floated towards me, apparently she can fly since she has the rosa mystica, from what she saids that there are 7 rozen maidens scattered across the world, some of them has a mediums while the others roams freely. Despite the fact , Alice won't tell me their names. "I had heard the incident between the human and the cat. Did you got caught into the incident, Yuu-sama? Are you injured in some way, Yuu-sama? Would you like me to diagnose your current conditions?" Alice asked. I shook my head.

"Nah it's alright, just got my legs clawed off and almost died from blood lost, but I'm good and ready!" I grinned, " by the way, Alice pack your things we're going on a trip to the land of waves!" I announced the event, Alice nodded and proceeded to pack her things.

- 5 minutes later-

Naruto, Sakura , Sasuke and I were waiting for the old man Tazuna,and Kakashi-sensei. I thought we would meet in 5 , that pesky old man....

/another hour passed by<\

Well an hour passed, WHERE THE 7GATE OF HELL ARE THEY?!? If they don't freaking shut up, I WOULD THROW THEM TO THAT 3 HEADED HOUNDS!

-poofed -" Hey guys, I just got lost on the path of life, I was on my way to the gate to meet you, but suddenly a black cat crossed my path so I decided to take the longer route, an old lady had grabbed my vest and made me carried her groceries to her house. After that , I met Tazuna, he is still drunk to I tried to sober him. And now here I am!" Kakashi-sensei saids, he closed eye smiled at us. An irk mark popped out of my head.

"I THOUGHT WE WERE HEADING OUT IN 5 MINUTES YOU DING DONG !!!" I screeched, i pounded at Kakashi-sensei and pulled his hair till some of his hair are pulled out from his scalp.

"ALRIGHT! STOP PULLING MY HAIR!" He had me held in head lock," ok, since everything is cleared , let's go- why is there a doll levitated from the ground?" Kakashi asked curiously.

"That's alice, NOW LETS GO!" I screamed at the end and rushed out of the village, but of course I need to log out first since Kakashi-sensei had his grip on my collar.