Mature content: this story includes gender/sexuality uncertainty, potentially offensive humour and strong language.
JUNE 20TH 2016
brendon urie created a group-chat at 03:44am.
brendon urie added josh dun, ryan ross and tyler joseph.
brendon urie changed his name to uriellyannoying.
uriellyannoying: wake up fuckers
josh dun: what the actual hell you woke me up
uriellyannoying: good
tyler joseph: i was awake anyway
tyler joseph changed his name to tyjo.
josh dun changed his name to spookyjim.
tyjo: spookyjim? wtaf
spookyjim: you spelled waffles wrong
uriellyannoying: i have an announcement to make
tyjo: we already know you're bent like a fucking rainbow
uriellyannoying: no
uriellyannoying: well yeah but it's not that
uriellyannoying: ryan and i are dating ;)
spookyjim: tyler you owe me ten dollars
ryan ross changed his name to ryro.
ryro: are you fucking serious jish
tyjo: suck my ass jish is copyrighted
spookyjim: so who tops
ryro: none of your business
uriellyannoying: i'm a power bottom
tyjo: fUCK
spookyjim: ty they don't need instructions
ryro: yeah you're not the ross of me
uriellyannoying: kys
ryro: :(
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