OCTOBER 4TH 2016
pete wentz created a private-chat at 07:36pm.
pete wentz added ryan ross.
pete wentz changed his name to peterlewiskingstonwentzthethird.
peterlewiskingstonwentzthethird: milk boy
ryan ross: didn't know you could get a username that long
ryan ross changed his name to ryro.
ryro: right what do you want
peterlewiskingstonwentzthethird: money
peterlewiskingstonwentzthethird: love
peterlewiskingstonwentzthethird: dogs
peterlewiskingstonwentzthethird: your friends are scary
ryro: you're pete fucking wentz
peterlewiskingstonwentzthethird: like i would have sex with someone called wentz
ryro: what
peterlewiskingstonwentzthethird: what
ryro: my friends are not scary
ryro: i'm scary bc sex scares me
peterlewiskingstonwentzthethird: tragic
ryro: but brendon is so gay you can't be scary if you're that gay
peterlewiskingstonwentzthethird: are you saying i'm not scary
ryro: not with a middle name like kingston
ryro: what are you the queen
peterlewiskingstonwentzthethird: get fucked
ryro: moving on... dal is my best fren
peterlewiskingstonwentzthethird: am i not your best fren?
ryro: no
ryro: anyway tyler and jess are too cute to be scary and jenna is too straight
peterlewiskingstonwentzthethird: i thought being too gay was scary not being too straight
ryro: both
ryro: watch out for pansexuals they'll steal your date
peterlewiskingstonwentzthethird: hey you know what homophobia is like
ryro: what pete
peterlewiskingstonwentzthethird: being pissed that someone has a different hair colour than you like ginger bc you can't control it and obv it's not the most common colour but doesn't mean you're a soul-eater
peterlewiskingstonwentzthethird: but actually you're romantically gay and a soul-eater so i guess whatever i just said is bullshit
ryro: thanks pete
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