OCTOBER 31ST 2016
ryan ross created a group-chat at 10:10am.
ryan ross added brendon urie, jess dun and tyler joseph.
ryan ross: bren where are you! we later agreed that you'd meet us here remember!
brendon urie: i'm fucking sleeping?
ryan ross: it's halloween and you have the eggs!
brendon urie: what eggs
tyler joseph: brendon fucking urie get your fucking glittery gay ass to pete goddamn wentz' shithole of a house right fucking now
brendon urie: ah fuck
jess dun: hurry up pete just left his house
tyler joseph: let's split up... jess and i will go round back and ryan stay there
jess dun: is beebo here yet?
ryan ross: it's been 20 fUCKING mINUTES
tyler joseph: b r e n d o n !
ryan ross: i swear to god he's still in bed
jess dun: i'm freezing my non-existent tits off
ryan ross: i see his car fucking finally
brendon urie: fuck you i'm not beyonce i don't wake up flawless
brendon urie: i see ryan okay i'm coming over
jess dun: do you have the eggs
brendon urie: what eggs
tyler joseph: BRENDON!!!
brendon urie: lmao chill i'm jk
ryan ross: go give some to ty and jess then come back round to the front
brendon urie: kk
jess dun: begin the egging!
tyler joseph: hA i got one in his open bedroom window
ryan ross: omg wait is that pete's car
brendon urie: fucking egg it
jess dun: he'll know it was us!
tyler joseph: he'll know anyway tbh
brendon urie: egg the bitch himself
ryan ross: yikes
ryan ross: wHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY i'm
brendon urie: i hit him in the face so gtfo
tyler joseph: abort he sees us!
jess dun: i gOT HIM IN THE BALLS
ryan ross: he's running after breadbin oml
tyler joseph: babe where are you!
jess dun: hiding in a bush
ryan ross: hE'S AFTER ME I CAN'T TEXT AND RUN SIMULTANEOUSLY
tyler joseph: don't be a dumbass
jess dun: bren are you there
brendon urie: he couldn't catch me what a little bitch
brendon urie: he got ry i'm screamiNG
brendon urie: pete just stuffed a fucking eGG DOWN RYAN'S PANTS
tyler joseph: nO I'M DEAD
jess dun: i'm getting out this fucking bush
brendon urie: lol bye i'm leaving
jess dun: what about your bf
brendon urie: he'll be fine we were just... yolking
tyler joseph: that cracked me up
brendon urie: shut up no-one likes you
jess dun: don't talk to my boo like that
jess dun: run away to your eggs-boyfriend before i beat your ass
brendon urie: okay bye
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Message Unseen ➤ RYDEN/BRALLON/JOSHLER
FanfictionBrendon is seemingly incapable of settling down and Dallon and Ryan are sick of it, and a certain someone is almost-conveniently in love with Tyler. Of course, without the wonderful uses of modern technology, there would be no group-chats to sort th...
