JULY 16TH 2016
ryan ross created a group-chat at 12:24pm.
ryan ross added brendon urie, dallon weekes, josh dun and tyler joseph.
ryan ross changed his name to aceross.
aceross: i have something to tell you all
aceross: well brendon's always known but moral support and shit so...
dallon weekes: we're here for you ryro
josh dun: ditto
tyler joseph: do tell!
brendon urie: :)
aceross: fuuuuuuck i'm just gonna say it
aceross: i'm asexual
aceross: it means i'm personally not interested in having sex with anyone ever... although i have done it once with bren
tyler joseph: smol bean we love you no matter what
josh dun: man it takes balls to say that
dallon weekes: you're my number one ry
josh dun: but you're still interested in guys romantically?
aceross: yes and brendon has been so fucking amazing coping with the fact he can't have sex and... beebo i love you
brendon urie: i'm happy if you're happy babe
josh dun: not to snatch the spotlight or anything but there's something i need to confess too since we're in the mood...
tyler joseph: j whatever it is you don't have to say it now
dallon weekes: nobody's making you do anything man
josh dun: well that's the thing
josh dun: i'm not a man
josh dun changed his name to idkdun.
idkdun: damn i'll need to change the gender settings on this app
tyler joseph: holy shit
brendon urie: so you're transgender? agender or genderfluid?
idkdun: i'm a girl
idkdun: i've always been a girl but it's been rly confusing figuring it all out including my sexuality so i didn't want to tell anyone until i was sure
idkdun: i would prefer it if you all used she/her pronouns and you can ask me anything :)
idkdun: brb i'm going to change the gender on this account
dallon weekes: okay fuck i'm so sorry about calling you man
idkdun: lmao it's okay you didn't know
aceross: this is probably stupid but since you only like guys that means you're straight?
idkdun: it's not stupid you're completely right
tyler joseph: so you don't know what name you want to go by yet
idkdun: probs something beginning with j so it's similar and easy to remember
idkdun: how about jess?
idkdun changed her name to jess.
brendon urie: okay but is this why you grew your hair out to appear more feminine?
jess: ngl yeah
tyler joseph: about the whole twister thing...
jess: i top bitch fight me
tyler joseph: are you fucking serious
jess: but hopefully one day i'll get surgery to get rid of the wormy thing between my legs
jess: then you can fucking top okay
tyler joseph: if i didn't have a girlfriend jessica ;)
jess: jfc
dallon weekes: can i still call you dude?
jess: ofc knock yourself out
tyler joseph: ry you can stop telling me i'm gay now bc i was looking at a gIRL'S ass okay
jess: so you were looking at my ass lol
tyler joseph: um no
aceross: kk ty you're 100% straight as a ruler happy now
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Message Unseen ➤ RYDEN/BRALLON/JOSHLER
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