OCTOBER 2ND 2016
ryan ross created a group-chat at 09:13am.
ryan ross added brendon urie, dallon weekes, jenna black, jess dun and tyler joseph.
ryan ross changed his name to milk.
milk: guys i want to introduce someone
milk: so don't be your usual ass-like selves
milk added pete wentz.
pete wentz: hi i'm gay
pete wentz: i mean pete
brendon urie: this guy gets it
dallon weekes: most of us are at least partially gay too fren i'm bi
jess dun: cough
tyler joseph: cough
jenna black: cough
dallon weekes: yeah they're straight though
brendon urie: me bent
pete wentz: are you hitting on me urine
milk: uRINE HE FITS RIGHT IN
brendon urie: what
pete wentz: lmao jk
pete wentz: i have a boyfriend
jess dun: who tops
dallon weekes: jesus not this again
pete wentz: mE
tyler joseph: we could make so many puns with your name
jess dun: where did pete go
tyler joseph: he wentz
jess dun: thanks babe x
brendon urie: projectile vomits
pete wentz: couples?
milk: brendon and i are together and jess and ty
dallon weekes: the rest of us are forever alone
jenna black: dal if we end up alone we should platonically marry and adopt 50 cats
dallon weekes: fuck you cats suck
jess dun: excuse the fuck out of you
tyler joseph: jess don't tell me you're a cat person
jess dun: don't tell me you're a dog person
tyler joseph: this relationship is ovER
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FanfictionBrendon is seemingly incapable of settling down and Dallon and Ryan are sick of it, and a certain someone is almost-conveniently in love with Tyler. Of course, without the wonderful uses of modern technology, there would be no group-chats to sort th...
