OCTOBER 31ST 2016
ryan ross created a group-chat at 08:44pm.
ryan ross added brendon urie, jess dun, pete wentz and tyler joseph.
ryan ross changed his name to eggross.
eggross: sorry guys i don't feel like going to dal's tonight i've showered twice and i still smell like egg
eggross: i'd give away our hiding places bc dallon would smell me
brendon urie: oml babe are you okay
eggross: mad at you for running away when i! needed! you! dick...
jess dun: i still can't believe pete stuffed an egg down your ass
pete wentz: ayeee
eggross left the group-chat.
pete wentz: he created this chat wth you can't abandon your own baby
pete wentz: tbh i don't want any part in this dallon thing i barely know him and i've already had my fun being an asshat today so
pete wentz: gotta mcr
pete wentz left the group-chat.
tyler joseph: mcrying
jess dun: you're alive
brendon urie: i'll go get coffee with dallon or something to distract him while you guys hide in his house
brendon urie: did you get the masks?
jess dun: no they didn't sell the ones we wanted :(
jess dun: so i got a cher one
tyler joseph: and i'm michelle obama
brendon urie: nice i'll call dal now
brendon urie: ... he said coffee was weird for 9pm
brendon urie: so i said the cake shop and he agreed
brendon urie: you have an hour to sneak in and make it all spooky and shit
brendon urie: play some weird music and turn off the lights and write messages on the mirrors with ketchup
jess dun: i'm gonna make the satanist symbol on his kitchen table using salt
tyler joseph: we should leave the tv on static and jess bring some of your grandma's creepy ass dolls to put on the sofas
brendon urie: we're at the cake shop now are you in?
tyler joseph: yeah we're wreaking havoc man
jess dun: i'm lighting candles and placing them randomly around his garden with creepy post-it notes on them
brendon urie: hide now he just left
brendon urie: don't reveal yourselves until he's seen all the creepy shit
brendon urie: and pls film the reaction i will fucking pay you
brendon urie: you there?
brendon urie: hello you twinks
brendon urie: ugh get back to me whenever then
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Message Unseen ➤ RYDEN/BRALLON/JOSHLER
FanfictionBrendon is seemingly incapable of settling down and Dallon and Ryan are sick of it, and a certain someone is almost-conveniently in love with Tyler. Of course, without the wonderful uses of modern technology, there would be no group-chats to sort th...
