OCTOBER 7TH 2016
pete wentz created a group-chat at 11:12am.
pete wentz added brendon urie and dallon weekes.
pete wentz changed his name to peteandgreet.
peteandgreet: so you're the guys who were fucking behind ryan's back
dallon weekes left the group-chat.
peteandgreet: like fuck you're leaving you worm
peteandgreet added dallon weekes.
dallon weekes: sigh
brendon urie: pete it's all good now man
dallon weekes: bren i heard this guy is small even though he has big arms maybe we could take him
brendon urie: noooooo we're so fucked
brendon urie: ryan is going to leave me i'm
dallon weekes: i promise to never touch the forehead again
brendon urie: um? i'm forehead aND ass and sass and class
dallon weekes: sHUT UP HE'S GOING TO BEAT US
brendon urie: i thought you were tall! use it to your advantage!
peteandgreet: i'M LAUGHING YOU'RE SO
peteandgreet: i'm just messing with you lmao
brendon urie: holy shit son of a bitch jesus cunt fuck me in the goddamn ass i was legitimately fucking pissing myself
dallon weekes: exactly half of that sentence is bad language and blasphemy
peteandgreet: i just wanted to officially say hi
peteandgreet: hence the meet and greet pun username
peteandgreet: so hi
brendon urie: hello my name is gay
peteandgreet: but there can be only one?
dallon weekes: fight to the death
peteandgreet: you wanna go m8
brendon urie: fuck off
peteandgreet: but yeah i'm surprised that your frens all forgave you for doing the dirty when you weren't supposed to
dallon weekes: we're getting past that...
peteandgreet: well no homo but...
brendon urie: what the fuck do you mean no homo
peteandgreet: okay all the homo
peteandgreet: and i bet brendon bottoms lol
brendon urie left the group-chat.
dallon weekes: what a twink
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Message Unseen ➤ RYDEN/BRALLON/JOSHLER
FanfictionBrendon is seemingly incapable of settling down and Dallon and Ryan are sick of it, and a certain someone is almost-conveniently in love with Tyler. Of course, without the wonderful uses of modern technology, there would be no group-chats to sort th...
