JUNE 22ND 2016
dallon weekes created a private-chat at 10:38pm.
dallon weekes added ryan ross.
dallon weekes: dude we haven't talked in forEVER
ryan ross: i kNOW
ryan ross changed his name to brosbeforehoes.
dallon weekes: that name would work if you weren't gay af
brosbeforehoes: birch what if i was bisexual
dallon weekes: birch? am i a fucking tree now
dallon weekes changed his name to wood.
wood: anyway i know you're scared of vagina
brosbeforehoes: tru tru
wood: remember i know everything
wood: brother from another mother
brosbeforehoes: what
brosbeforehoes: anyway we should meet up soon
brosbeforehoes: since you're still my number three
wood: who are one and two i will fight them
brosbeforehoes: ben and jerry
brosbeforehoes: dude it's been so long
wood: not long enough
brosbeforehoes: rUDE
wood: why can't you just type in all capitals
brosbeforehoes: bC fUCK yOU
brosbeforehoes: btw did you hear brendon and i are dating!
wood: shut the fuck up
brosbeforehoes: nO
wood: i bet he bottoms lmao
brosbeforehoes: people need to stop bringing that up
wood: boo i'm your best friend
brosbeforehoes: well between you and i yeah
wood: fucking knew it
brosbeforehoes: everyone thinks he tops wtf
brosbeforehoes: how did you know
dallon weekes created a private-chat at 11:09pm.
dallon weekes added brendon urie.
dallon weekes: so you and ryan are dating
dallon weekes: he's my best friend
brendon urie: i know... i'm sorry
brendon urie: but we hit it off so yes
dallon weekes: do you love him
brendon urie: why does that matter
dallon weekes: you're right i suppose it doesn't
dallon weekes: but if you did you'd tell him the truth
dallon weekes: yet you still haven't told him about us
brendon urie: what about us...
dallon weekes changed his name to ex-boyfriend.
ex-boyfriend: you tell me
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Message Unseen ➤ RYDEN/BRALLON/JOSHLER
FanfictionBrendon is seemingly incapable of settling down and Dallon and Ryan are sick of it, and a certain someone is almost-conveniently in love with Tyler. Of course, without the wonderful uses of modern technology, there would be no group-chats to sort th...
