SEPTEMBER 1ST 2016
jess dun created a group-chat at 12:00am.
jess dun added brendon urie, ryan ross and tyler joseph.
jess dun changed her name to dunnyhunny.
dunnyhunny: hAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES
dunnyhunny: or happy september same difference
tyler joseph changed his name to dunshun.
ryan ross: well that's not confusing
dunshun: it bothers me that we can't put apostrophes in usernames
dunshun: bc i'd be dun's hun
dunnyhunny: yes you would bae
ryan ross: sin
ryan ross: burn in hell
dunnyhunny: i would be ty's guy buuuuuut
dunshun: hE TOUCHED THE BUUUUUTT
ryan ross: you're a little cunt
dunnyhunny: was that a bridesmaids reference
ryan ross: omg yES i didn't even notice
ryan ross: miserable
brendon urie: wtf is going on
dunnyhunny: are you two still mad at each other bc i'll kick one of you out
dunnyhunny: brendon get ready to be booted
brendon urie: i am the booty'd
dunnyhunny: what
brendon urie: what
dunshun: bren you're an asshole
brendon urie: tell me about it
dunshun: oh i will
ryan ross: look what's done is done and it sucks but it's over and i'd rather you all just shut up and get on with your lives
dunnyhunny: haha dun
ryan ross: i'm trying to be serious
dunnyhunny: preach
brendon urie: jess you were literally about to kick me out
brendon urie: you know i will work the rest of my life to pay for my mistakes and when i'm reincarnated as a slug without a shell i will suffer for my fuck-ups okay
dunshun: slugs don't have shells brendon
brendon urie: then what the fuck are the things on their backs
dunshun: sigh
brendon urie: you're a slug tyler
dunnyhunny: i will end you
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Message Unseen ➤ RYDEN/BRALLON/JOSHLER
FanfictionBrendon is seemingly incapable of settling down and Dallon and Ryan are sick of it, and a certain someone is almost-conveniently in love with Tyler. Of course, without the wonderful uses of modern technology, there would be no group-chats to sort th...
