PHAN ONE SHOTS :)

idk wtf this is

Summary: ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER BAD POEM? ONE MORE OFF KEY ANTHEM. if not  don't read this lollollololololoololololololooolollolololoooooololo (I'm like -     - this tired.)

Warnings: I say sad and depressed like once. Also I hint toward and illegal green substance that rymes with weed(oops).

WC: 704 mother fuckers. MY NAMES LIGHTENING THUNDERSTEIN YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Well, starting off I wanna keep this sweet.

Tell you how you make me smile, with every single tweet.

You don't know me and that's just fine.

But you make me smile with every cheesey line.

And you have me hanging on to every word you say.

And I know when you upload it's gonna be a good day.

You make me laugh when you talk about the strange people you meet.

And you make me grin when you talk about the unconventional zippers on your feet.

You make me feel like I'm not so alone.

Too bad we've only met through the screen of a phone.

And I love it when you look at each other and start to smile,

And we all pick up on it, we just think you're in denial.

You make me laugh and I don't feel so blue,

When I get sad I always come back to you.

And it may be creepy how I really like your face,

But a face like yours cannot be replaced.

We've seen those brown eyes meet those blue,

Don't think for a minute I'm not thinking of you.

The more I go on, I sound like a stalker,

But to be honest I prefer the term, 'random fangirl blogger.'

This was supposed to be a song

But I cant sing, so nobody can sing along.

I appreciate Dan for everything he does,

When we talk about him we get a brown eyed buzz.

And Phil is my little Angel bean,

Anytime I see him, I wanna lick my screen.

They both make me happy, I cant  deny that feel.

Sometimes I look at my tumblr and I'm like, "Is this even real?"

Because I've built my life around two internet nerds,

And the only way I can express my gratitude is through the  form of words.

So thank you Dan, and thank you Phil.

If someone insults you im not afraid to kill.

I might be violent, yeah, I might be obsessed,

But because of you, I think I'm not sad and not so depressed.

I will literally fight anyone who disagrees.

Come on Phandom sing along with me.

Dan and Phil, they make us happy.

This thing is getting really, kinda, almost sappy.

And I swear I'm not THAT crazy,

But Phil is awkward and Dan is lazy.

We all can kinda sometimes get out of hand,

Maybe we should quit school and start a band.

We could always call it Phan Is Real,

Then maybe we could get a record deal.

I swear this poem was supposed to have a point,

But I've lost track so lets sit back and smoke a joi-

Never mind, I didn't say that, I don't wanna condone drugs,

Instead I say we all support our local pugs.

Back to our glamorous Dan and Phil,

This poem is over and I think we've all had our fill.

So I'll see you soon skunk nuggets, stay in school.

We can all support our boys, don't forget, the phandom rules.

Swiggity swoem....ITS ANOTHER PHAN POEM.

that's right boys and girls I wrote another one. That's like a lot of phan poetry...but do I care? Noooooope.

Plz Enjoy This, this wonderful masterpiece, this utter work of art, this testament to new age poetry, im sure Beethoven would be jelly.

Hahahahahahahah jk I am literally trash plz don't harm me.

WE R THE WORLD. WE R THE CHIDREN. ITS TIME TO MAKE A BRIGHTER DAY SO LETS START GIVING. ITS A CHOICE WE'RE MAKING. WE'RE SAVING OUR OWN LIVES, ITS TRUE WE MAKE A BRIGHTER DAY JUST YOU AND ME.

OMG OMG OMG SKUNK NUGGETS YOU ARE ALL SO BEAUTIFUL I WANT TO ADOPT ALL OF YOU AND JUST SQUEEZE YOUR CHEEKS AND MAKE YOU KOOLAID.

IM REALLY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW.

SHAROOONNNNN IM SO CONFUSED.

SEEEEE YOU LATER SKUNK NUGGETS. (srlsy don't do drugs) (unless CaptnDesDes offers them to you, then I fully approve.)

Jk. Maybe.

Ok seriously though, byeee.