Hey girl open your walls, play with your dolls. We'll be a perfect family. When you walk away is when we really play. You don't hear me when I say, "Mom please wake up, Dads with a slut, and your son is smoking cannabis." No one ever listens, this wallpaper glistens. Don't let them see what goes down in the kitchen.
"Welcome to our home Mr.Howell ." My dad says with a tight smile.
I'm sure to others it must look real. But I can see through it. I can tell that my family is putting up an act right now. The way my mom wrings her hands, a result from being sober for more than two hours. Or the way my dads jaw clenches when he notices, eyeing my mothers hands like they sicken him. They probably do after all the time he's spent with the slut down the street.
"Mr.Howell I'd like you to meet my son Philip." My dad says introducing me.
"Its a pleasure to meet you sir." I say holding out my hand for him to shake.
"What a strapping young boy you've got Mrs.Lester." Mr.Howells wife said to my mother.
"Oh please, do call me Mary." My mom says with a smile.
When I look at her like this she almost seems pretty to me. I can tell why my father must have fallen for her. With her dark hair and bright blue eyes. But that pictures been distorted into ugly fragments made up of drunken nights and so much weed a kite would be jealous.
My father escorted us to the dining room where a roast had been laid out. Who knew my mom could actually cook? We sat down and my dad talked about his perfect life. How his wife was the best thing that ever happened to him, all the while mom had been eyeing the red wine that sat in front of her.
I knew she would want nothing to do more than to drink herself into a stupor. Forget about her cheating husband and gay son. I remember when I first told her. All she did was shrug her shoulders and take another swig from her flask. She didn't give a damn.
"Isnt that right Philip?" My father's voice pulled me out of my thoughts.
"Huh? What? I'm sorry I must have started day dreaming." I said in a fake apologetic voice.
My fathers eyes narrowed at me warning me that I should not mess up again.
"I said you do rather well in school. All straight A's this semester right?"
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