Summary: Dan and Phil go shoe shopping and Dan has a thing for Phil in his new shoes.
(Based on the fact that I drool over Phils shoes because Phils shoes are sex.)
Word Count: 300+
Dan and Phil walked into the shoe store down town. Phil was in need of another pair of shoes. Dan and Phil both knew that Phils old shoes were perfectly fine. But Phil has a shoe addiction, and Dan loves seeing Phil in his new shoes, because god damn it, Phils shoes were hot.
Whenever Phil got new shoes he had a permanent smile on his face the rest of the day and he walked around with confidence. It's like he knew he looked good, and Dan didn't complain because Phil really did.
Phils shoes were always expensive, but they were worth it. Even though they had a joint checking account, Dan didn't mind. If Phil was happy, Dan was happy. And after all Dan did buy a doge shirt for £100. (A/N someone that's british or not dumb like me, is that a lot in the UK? I'm to lazy to google it)
Phil was looking through the isles of shoes, looking for something to catch his eye. He walked to the third Isle and stopped. Crouching down he picked up a shoe box and smiled widely. He sat down on the stool and took of his right shoe. He pulled it off and revealed his bright blue Sonic sock. Phil pulled on the new shoe and tied the laces. He stood up and stepped down, making sure it felt okay. He then turned to Dan and asked his opinion.
"What do you think Dan?" He asked.
Dan who was looking at another pair of shoes looked up. He looked down at Phils new shoes and grinned.
"Those look great!!" Dan said exitedly.
Dan and Phil rushed home and had bum secks bcuz Phil looked rlly hot in his new shoes and Dan couldn't resist.
Okay hi! Sorry this is short and stupid but I just like wanted to have a short sweet humorous update. I promise a new fic will happen soon, and it probs won't suck.
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